clarasnotlikely

Clara, 20. Taking the "laugh at everything" philosophy a bit too seriously. Bad at human-ing. Slytherin and secret tvättbjörn. #PMA

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.

[datasoong47]

[farialyton]

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

[frogitivity2]

Please take good care of them!

[lovegoodalice-blog]

[ottogatto]

Snape doesn’t needs coding his book his handwriting is indecipherable to the possible

[gdfalksen]

This 

[oceanssapart]

Lyra’s father stood there, his powerful dark-eyed face at first fierce, triumphant, and eager; and then the color faded from it; his eyes widened, in horror, as he recognized his daughter. — My heart nearly stopped… It was what they—we—what I had done to other children, but when it was mine … Oh, you can’t conceive the horror of that moment, I hope you never suffer as I did then…

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

You have to leave, you have to turn around and leave, I did not send for you.

[gr-ogu]

A new start?

[creatingjulia-deactivated202101]

‪starting off the year 2020 with a bang 🎇 ‬

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[witchofthemidlands]

Asriel *looks at Roger*

Myself & probably everyone who’s read the books

[charlesoberonn]

Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.

[postmaritalsex-deactivated20210]

holy shit dude

[firebirdscratches]

I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society.  As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society.  As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%.  It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing. 

[daxlo-ren]

Turns out treating people like human beings makes them more likely to act like human beings….

[liquidsodanium]

But won’t that incentivize some people to go back there since they get treated so well and get a nice room versus the streets?

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

If you read the post above, it says Norway’s recidivism rate - that is, the rate of released criminals who go on to be arrested again - is 20% versus 76% in the United States, so for the most part, no.

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Isn’t that white-lined black cross on a red field flag a Nazi flag? Are we going to talk about how wonderful it is a Nazi gets a nice halfway house?

[charlesoberonn]

[norwegianandchill]

Harry Potter Vocabulary

magi - magic

Galtvort - Hogwarts Griffing - Gryffindor Smygard - Slytherin Håsblås - Hufflepuff Ravnklo - Ravenclaw Valghatten - The Sorting Hat Diagonallmeningen - Diagon Alley en gomp - a muggle Humlesnurr - Dumbledore Rumpeldunk - Quidditch Fnattbussen - The Knight Bus Ukruttkartet - The Marauder’s Map

ei heks - a witch en trollmann - a wizard en/ei ugle - an owl en/ei padde - a toad en drage - a dragon en enhjørning - a unicorn et spøkelse - a ghost en skytsverge - a patronus

en tryllestav - a wand en sopelime - a broom  en/ei usynlighetskappe - an invisibility cloak en trylleformel/formel - a spell en malacrux - a horcrux en gullsnopp - a snitch

Some characters with very different names

Gygrid - Hagrid Humlesnurr - Dumbledore Professor McSnurp - Professor McGonagall Noldus - Dobby Lulla Lunekjær - Luna Lovegood Stønne-Stina - Moaning Myrtle

The Books

Harry Potter og De Vises Stein - Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Harry potter og Mysteriekammeret - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter og Fangen fra Azkaban - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter og Ildbegeret - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter og Føniksordenen - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter og Halvblodsprinsen - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter og Dødstalismanene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

[satwcomic]

Parenting

Bad parents get bad children, England. >:C Every time USA acts up, it’s just because he wants his father’s attention.

[obsession-beats-desolation]

David Tennant in Love’s Labour’s Lost

how is this photo such incredibly beautiful!!

[agnes-nutter-witch]

this photo is taking over my blog and i’m not sorry..

[sorrens]

Crowley invented text posts to express deeply repressed personal truths