classicalGlow

[poinko]

Aw cmon, you obviously know how to cheer up the fish boy. Tell us the secrets

maybe stop playing Stone Temple Pilots’ ‘Half The Man I Used To Be’ whenever he shows up

[valtsv]

me about my ocs in my head: engaging personality, developed backstory, relatable goals and interests, unique and well researched abilities

someone: so tell me about ur oc

me: *already crying* shes a lesbian and i fukcigng lov her,,

[plutoniumcybernetic]

Beyond Death

The sound of boots thumping down against concrete and broken tile, the musty smell of a place abandoned and long forgotten, the settled dust that kicks up with every step… Yeah, it’s been a while. Ever since her lusus brought her to this strange facility located deep underground and highly expansive, Erisal couldn’t ever shake the feeling that there was something incredibly important to find down here… Sure, she found some very interesting things, even her ancestor’s own weapons, but there was always that pull towards something much… More.

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[steveman]

Erisal sketches for @sumiumoxide

[classicalglow]

@plutoniumcybernetic @ing here since my main wont let me

[seijass]

[fan-troll]

the fantroll fandom has come full circle since the release of hiveswap,  people are making non-purple subjugglators again.

[classicalglow]

Thank god.

[treasures-and-beauty]

The Violet Vixen- Royal Guard Blue Corset

[classicalglow]

*anonymous borking*

[classicalglow]

Is Fekete the only land-dwelling highblood Valter knows? He strikes me as a big hit with seadwellers, but highbloods might be different.

Three or four depending on what you’d consider “He keeps trying to pick fights with me and hten we end up naked wrestling and fucking”.

One of his Kismeses is a purple named Oracin Rancor.His closes friend he doesn’t have sex with is an indigo named Bowman ArcherOne of his other rare few male friends is an indigo named Gusept Lavrid. However, friend might be a strong word for it, they usually get into fights with each other then end up fucking.Finally there’s Kellem Ledely, Fekete ancestor who was taken into slavery and bought out of slavery by Fekete last sweep.

[classicalglow]

What about those dog ladies? You seem fond of them too.

llaeil is a reely cute grump and is almost as good as eri at given teh succ i dont know lyecan vell but bovman likes her a lot.

[classicalglow]

I want valter to roughly fuck me numb but also saying nice things about me

i mean yeah, thats like hov it goes vith me? just ask vell... fuck... almost all my friends? wow. im a huge slut.

[classicalglow]

Hello!

HIIIIII! How’re you? ;0

[classicalglow]

Valter, what's your opinion on Erisal? Why do you think Fekete likes her and why do you?

i dunno, i mean she dont do much besides sit around and be a sexy beach but ve both love her anyvay. fekke efin more so obviously but like eris cute and sexy and stuff. logically theres no effin raisin to keep her around but ve do it and vere happy to have her

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

[classicalglow]

is this homestuck?

[monstersofsilence]

BONUS!:

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[classicalglow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! <3

[userboxer]

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[alterniancongress]

The reason most people haven’t heard of these is because they’re not the actual phrases or intended meanings. People later create appendages to alter the meaning to fit something they find rings more true. Implying the original quotes aren’t real is horsecrunkle.

[classicalglow]

This isn’t true in all cases. “Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” is far older than the simpler and inverse meaning “Blood is thicker than water”.