Trash'd

-There is a fine line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish-

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gayavatarstyle]

people with bad taste are always like "yurr hurr The Beach is about zuko and mai and how they're a great couple" while intellectuals know that Actually The Beach is about mining any and all of the untapped friendship potential of this striking exchange

[gayavatarstyle]

One of the best twist moments in Avatar is when Ty Lee suddenly and dramatically turns against Azula at the Boiling Rock. Azula was completely convinced that Ty Lee would obey her without question forever, but Azula wasn't the only one fooled. Mai is just as shocked when Ty Lee rebels as Azula is. Ty Lee's survival instincts were so sharp that she never let anyone know what she was thinking, not Azula, not Mai, and certainly not Zuko.

Zuko really believed that Ty Lee didn't understand who he was at all. He completely bought into the act that she's just a puppet for Azula, who lives in her "little Ty Lee world where everything's great all the time". But the thing is, Ty Lee is one of the most perceptive characters in the show, and she's excellent at keeping that on the down low, but she sees a lot more of Zuko than he thinks, and a lot of what she sees is very familiar to her.

Overshadowed by prodigious siblings?

Wanting to be acknowledged for the talents you have rather than the talents you don't?

Kept in line by fear?

Spending your whole life bending over backwards to fit the persona the royal family has set for you?

So yeah Zuko. She knows you.

[draconym]

Just having a normal one. Stuck in traffic with a pigeon in my car.

[draconym]

I was on my way to return a library book when I noticed a nice old man using a painter's tray to gently nudge a discombobulated bird out of the road, so I pulled over and offered to pick it up and take it to a wildlife rehabber.

Rehabber is closed for the day, though. So now there's a really messed up pigeon on my porch.

[celepeace]

Hi, I dont mean to bother you but if you have any questions about pigeon care or need any help, @theramseyloft is probably one of the best experts you can talk to. They list their phone number on their blog too if you need urgent advice. They may or may not be able to even diagnose what is wrong with the bird.

Good luck and thanks for caring about pigeons!!

[draconym]

Thank you! I've contacted them and they have been really helpful. They are, however, in Georgia, which is several hours away from me.

Can we use the power of social media to coordinate a pigeon handoff across the south Atlantic? Send me a message with your discord tag if you're located somewhere between Maryland and Georgia and you're interested in taking a pigeon on a road trip.

[shayvaalski]

You've probably already found this out but most wildlife rehabbers won't take pigeons (at least where I am) because they're not actually wild animals. I eventually just had to take the one we found to a vet. And then I had a pet pigeon for a while. So. Be prepared.

[draconym]

Oh, I'm aware! I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehabilitation center. My local rehabbers DO take pigeons, but only to rehabilitate for release, and I have my doubts that this pidge will be a good candidate for release. I think they might have vision and flight problems, and as a potentially disabled feral domesticated animal, they would be be better off in a home.

This bird wants to live, though! They've been eating and drinking on their own, and looking less wobbly in general. The head tilt is improved, which I don't usually see happen so quickly, at least not without a lot of anti-inflammatories. As a city pigeon, this bird is also already pretty acclimated to the presence of humans. So I feel optimistic.

We have some people interested in driving them to The Ramsey Loft, but there's still a need for a Virginia and/or North Carolina driver! Please message me if you're able to join the pigeon caravan this weekend (today is 4/28/21).

[draconym]

Tumblr, your love for pigeons knows no bounds. I think we have enough drivers to get this gentle creature to the experts! Thank you for all the support, I will keep you updated about the journey. Fingers crossed for Friday!

[draconym]

Today's the day! The pigeon is leaving Maryland!

Stay tuned for the great pigeon relay!

[ferret-tales]

Pigeon has been handed off in Richmond! I saw them preen and try to eat at certain points when I was stopped while driving. Goodbye and godspeed, pigeon!

[mikeydoodledandy]

Pigeon Aquired! In front of this wild little oddity shop no less. Now @spookymodernjazz and I are headed back to NC to pass this little bird of to the next person. Wish us luck!

[lavendertrash]

The passenger has been passed!! Home stretch leggo!!!

~3 hours to the final destination! Pray for us lmao

[theramseyloft]

They're in the home stretch!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

what kind of fuckin cues did they give to the voice actor who was tasked with saying “Fullmetal Alchemist” a couple thousand times? bc like it varies based on the context, were they just like “ok now we want you to say it as if it means ‘your entire family was just killed and your town was burned.’ Ok that was great, now say it as though it means ‘i was the only one who bet on the right horse at the Kentucky Derby’”

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[freckledsweetpea]

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can't change my mind.

[lmaonade]

this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the internet has really just created its own definition of gaslighting at this point

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

STOPNBDHGBVXHFV

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blog-493629846]

why the fuck am i blog-493629846

[blog-493629846]

@staff did disney claim my url, be honest

[hockeylvr42]

Disney straight up repoed this dudes URL what the FUCK

[unyanizedcatboys]