Magenta

she/her | 27 | depressed bitch since 2009 | commonly known as a sewer rat | i want ace to be alive |

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Happy Friday the 13th followed immediately by Valentine's Day to Gomez and Morticia Addams

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[clubcope]

today is friday the 13th just like the movies

[leahplease]

Durarara is a show about the roles a magic soul stealing sword, an Irish faerie, a really strong guy, and an asshole play in the lives of high school students trying to end gang violence through gang violence

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[classiclitandmemes]

Annual Krampus celebration with Witches

[classiclitandmemes]

Local Krampus/Perchten once again

[abigail]

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me