Classy, Sassy, And A Little Smartassy

Sassyness takes Classyness Nova Scotian. Salty af

[vincent-van-gtg]

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[chervellefryer]

[imagination]

[studio8bit]

[therealjacksepticeye]

Weird movie but the animation is outstanding

[lovewatts]

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[prguitarman]

What in the fuck

[bunnyfood]

Reblogging because whoa.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

BAHWYFHVGAAAAAAAAAHAHHXHHS

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[blue-greenstylinson]

Please Keep Fighting

To that one soul reading this,

I know you’re tired.

You’re fed up.

You’re so close to breaking

But there’s strength within you

Even when you feel weak.

It will hurt. 

It will take time.

 It will take dedication.

But I promise you, when you get through this,

It’s worth it. 

You’re worth it.

[seapunksundog]

people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag

[crazyriverotter-deactivated2022]

OH MY GOD. This is tumblr in a nutshell, guys.

[thatsthat24]

[nintendette]

Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue

[shaunybell]

Pregnant. Not even a thing

[nintendette]

Pregnant is an umbrella term for all of the above (excluding Pregat).

[spotty-bee]

Pregnot- Not expecting

[palepastelgoth]

✨🌈 Transparent Tattoo Choker 🌈✨

[gypsyone]

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[cultofplush]

this gave me chills

[aaliyahbreaux]

this would make a really interesting anime

[southern-slayed]

Oh fuck no…

[creepyscritches]

i…i just got linked to an anatomy video for the pelvis and the teacher starts explaining the differences between the male and female structures and he demonstrated how easy childbirth is with wide hips as compared to narrow male hips by…uh…slam dunking a baby through skeleton crotches

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

not sure who’s face i love more

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

This is how skeleton wars start

[fucking-fuck-imma-fuckup]

#skeleton war#its almost time#spoopy scary skeletons ITS LITERALLY MAY THERE ARE 5 MONTHS UNTIL THE SKELETON WAR

[bendyboisquashup]

The skeleton war never ends

[fairylightsniall]

sammyclassicsonicphan

[lavendercountry]

[jennyloggins]

This was an ok post until the fuckin skeleton war shit what fuckin year is it

[notkatniss]

i love this child

[maurypovichofficial]

An innovator

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Couture.

[romansroys]

tv meme: ten shows » parks and recreation [4/10]

“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”