I'm Dave

Generally humour 😁

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[kali-prasad-did-nothing-wrong]

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

[grabby-raccoon-hands]

synthpop, bomber jackets, a tyrannical mad woman runs the uk, incompetent child runs the us, the entire worlds in an economic crisis, doctor who

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

is this we didn’t start the fire

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[gloomyteens]

This is a picture of my best friend. Normal photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the yellow circle is. Can you see the face? 

This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how he died considering he was 18 and perfectly healthy. 

It turns out a boy died in that room a few years ago. He was murdered and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death. 

If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear a soft whimper for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re sleeping and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.

This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on. 

[sailor4evs]

I wanted to not believe this but…… QQ naow I’m scared

[apritello4everfanboy-deactivate]

O_o

[snooprrifle-deactivated20181217]

Fuckin son of a bitch, i hate the fuck out of chain mails. I need to know how to get rid of them. I am very sorry to whoever is easily scared or easily convinced, unfortunately i am easily convinced.

[spiderdickens-deactivated201608]

im scar ed im scared ewjfnkajw why do yi iu people do this pl s

[puppeteerparty]

Thats really sad

[middle-the-nerd]

Just to be safe also R.I.P to those who have died in that room and from this post

[wdniko4rt-archived-deactivated2]

Rest in peace to people who is die.

[rainbowchu3]

Not scared. Just reblogging because I’m bored xD

[skyger-deactivated20160813]

I’m scared °-°

I’m sorry, I don’t want to die ;_;

[memederechan-deactivated2016080]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEFUCKTHISSHIT IM sTAYING /aLIVe/

[virussina-deactivated20170927]

:/

[zelda7999]

i d-dont wanna die ;,( i need comforting now

[randa-xx-deactivated20190205]

I DON’T WANNA DIE OMG

REBLOG

[smiley-seiko-deactivated2016121]

Ugh just kill me already

[norc-ara-deactivated20160821]

Rest in peace whoever who may have died

[iwillstabyoubitch-blog]

U DESERVE TO LIVE LIVE I SAY LIIIVEEEEEEE

[toy-bonnie-the-toy-bunny-deacti]

i know this isn’t real butt i’m still rebloging

[staryhask-deactivated20160707]

:0

[the-mememe-girl-blog]

NOT DIEING TODAY

[darkpeachhy]

NO!!! NOPE NOT DYING TODAY

[thatgirlplushy-blog]

NOT DIEING TODAY

[ajmiila]

fuck why you post here !? xDDD

[binnie-and-bendy-deactivated201]

Maria:no!!! *cries and hide in a box*

[ask-mercy-bendy-blog]

((nope))

[alixia-offline-blog]

I haven’t slept at all and I’m paranoid. FUCK IT. SORRY GUYS

[reddarchivesdeadaccount-deactiv]

Lol wtf is even sleep :^))

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[nick-avallone]

throwback to when I nearly blinded myself with a watermelon

[melodramaticslut]

That body though I want you to make my hole look like that watermelon

[nick-avallone]

[stability]

younger siblings by Nick Avallone

[potatobeloved-deactivated201609]

Omg this actually worked like all the time why why did this work

[nick-avallone]

as the youngest of 4, the amount of stuff i raced to do for my siblings because of this trick is actually insane

[glossharry]

HSNJDJDJSJSJSJ

[animalrates]

In case you needed something to make your day better. Watch all these doggos getting stuck in snow. 15/10 for all puppers and doggos

[humanityinahandbag]

THEY LOOK LIKE STUPID CLUMSY LAND DOLPHINS.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If sperm makes babies, and is found in testicles, then ball really is life.

[sana-kan-deactivated20221104]

my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it