like a real aristocrat

living. chilling.

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

I stand on a ledge in hell still howling for our love.

Ordinary Miracles, ‘Letter to My Lover After Seven Years’ by Erica Jong (via decreation)

[classygenies]

idk why i just logged into this old ass blog, but i'm so mf sad. i'm tired of this life and everything and everyone.....just beyond annoying. this isn’t a cry for help but i just gotta pour my feelings out. I’m just tired of everything but especially the situation that i’m in. i can’t get a job, can’t keep my boyfriend, can’t be in between my parents, can’t get my life right, can’t do anything. i’m really fed up. 

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

[vorbisx]

the bourgeoisie

[meeknomill]

Brown girl majik 💜

[paninimami]

I was NOT ready for her to fuck it up like that. Wow😍👏🏽. With the nails!!!

[mizworldofrandom]

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wormscent-deactivated20200831]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

[distantvoices]

By Oliver Hadlee Pearch For L’Uomo Vogue February 2019 

[5oil]

[goldnpoc]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

niggas is w y l i n

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Nigga what? Ain’t this the jeopardy dude?

[joeyneverland]

😂😂😂 I was like ain’t no way they though he was black then they pulled up the picture and I was like oh nvm

[writeme123]

Alex did it better than Rachel dolezal

[captain-fur]

He can… could… get it?

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

dr. phil is such a stunt queen OMG i’m watching this episode from like 2003 and before the commercial break without prompt he was like : Do you have an email called anal*long beep*@*beep*.com ? and it jst showed the audience’s Like repulsed faces then he was like We’ll be right back.

[kiwiuh]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

[snorlaxatives]

me whenever a sexual abuser dies

[spidermon]