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bee and puppycat is so fucking funny actually . her name is bee . she's twenty something . she's a woman-child . she doesnt give a shit about pretty much anything as long as she can snack . she's very heavily autistic-adhd coded . the show actually describes what autistic-adhd adults have to deal every day with very realistically . her pet slash friend slash roomate is some prince (?) turned dog-cat with MAD backstory . there are space monsters hunting them down . her landlord is an eight year old child with a comatose mother . she gets fired from every job she had . she's unemployed . she works freelance for some magical space corporation . the show plot's true main objective is to pay rent

joshlovesyou

doggirlpaws

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

doggirlpaws

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

nudibranchparty

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

wizard0rb

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

wizard0rb

If no one responds then I will have no choice

wizard0rb

one sec

wizard0rb

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

kengi-bengi-alt

8TH GRADE?!?!!?!?

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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

oranberryblissey

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

littlebabysandboxburritos

NOOOOOOOOO

enbies-and-felonies

I kept saying “why are you like this” more and more, and then it was just “no, nooo. nO, OH GOSH WHY”

random-chaos-thoughts

I went from “Gosh, that was a close one!” to feral anger very very quickly

reagan-slayer69

HAHA! EVIL

gallusrostromegalus

Hey! This is the work of Joseph Hersercher, who makes Rube Goldberg Machines and it’s some of the funniest shit on the internet. The above is from “Pass the Pepper” which is available on his Patreon (Srsly, subscribe, it’s incredible), but here is it’s earlier companion piece, Pass The Salt:

catcrumb

Just so you know. My mom loves your blog

tsukimori-san

My favorite part of Metal Gear is how like half the bosses have insane powers like they can levitate and control fire and read minds and control people and shit and then Snake, just some old dude with a gun, is just like,

rapiersquadron

op this post made me lose my damn mind. hope you don’t mind my humble addition

gl3000

thenatsdorf

Checking the water temp. (via)

hatchan

tamamita

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

lenasai

“the vaccine makes you have a reaction to it!”

scribblescrabbledepartment

i call this one Blade Goes Shopping In His Blade Clothes Like Its Normal

notkatniss

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

notkatniss

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there

mysticalalleycat

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

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(x) via oxbowreality

jonskory

interrupting the bday celebrations to say st. vincent's volcano la soufriere on their largest island chain just erupted and the smoke rose to 10km in the air, and ash is falling heavily.

st. vincent is a very small island in the caribbean - much smaller than that of my own country and my country is like a dot on the world map - of only 100k+ citizens and at least 7,000 people were told to evacuate. this is the first eruption since 1979. st. vincent is a predominantly black country, and as of now i haven't seen any docs detailing how to help as yet from the people. all i can do is hope that we can boost this and send them our love and support.

(bonus video showing how high the smoke is in the air)

(credit to Jamaican Observer on twitter)

Edit: LINK TO GOOGLE DOC IN THE NOTES

a layer of volcanic ash has already started to cover the skies of barbados this morning, (10/04/2021), please boost!

here is a link for how to deal with ashfall for svg citizens and those in neighbouring caribbean countries, especially those in st. lucia, barbados, grenada, venezuela and my own country trinidad and tobago.

coughloop

The shit just never ends huh

oingaboigurt

$10 says none of you even watched it. Ya'll are obsessed.

sushinfood

Ah yes. REAL racism. Not the kind of FAKE racism spread to mostly impressionable young white boys who parrot everything Felix says in a desperate attempt to be cool and popular with their peers and thus grow up thinking racism is humour. Not that racism.