Classy Queen

-Jessica. 25. Medical assistant. Momma of twins. Snapchat: jesskay92

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

[classyqueen92]

When you buy a new swimsuit and feel like a potato stuffed into a sausage casing. I haven't worn something this form fitting in probably 3 years.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, waking up every morning and checking the news to see if Trump's been impeached yet:

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[classyqueen92]

Can we talk about this lasagna I made tonight? Can I also mention this was my very FIRST TIME making it on my own?

[sandygast]

when u put up with someones dumb shit for ages but they finally cross the line into the realm of the inexcusable

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[classyqueen92]

I hate my job.

[pompousprince]

I’m literally angry

[nonbinaryspacedust-deactivated2]

[sweetoothgirl]

Cinnamon Roll Layer Cake

[classyqueen92]

I literally just want to bake things all day and quit my job. Okay? Okay.

[reputing-deactivated20231019]

[bitchycode]

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[tastytastes]

[classyqueen92]

When you have a half day at work, and your kiddos are taking a nap, you never really know what to do with yourself.... 🤷🏼‍♀️