ClassyQueenMary

Mariana | 24 | she/her | 🇵🇹 AO3

[sosaneitsinsane]

when it's so serious you have to break out vivaldi... again

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[loveridden1999]

[oneheadtoanother]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[beemovieerotica]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[moony-regulusversion]

I MADE A QUIZ THAT ASSIGNS YOU A JEGULUS/DRARRY FANFIC!!

For anyone who wants to try (it’s on U-Quiz): https://uquiz.com/k2AHjV

Mostly Jegulus, but I have a lot of variety!! THESE ARE ALL ON AO3. I have read them all and was in love. FCK JKR. All of these are complete

[dogpuppy]

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[were--ralph]

imagine if werewolf knots were square

[were--ralph]

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

[were--ralph]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[katiebuggs]

Cannot believe this

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[carolsturka]