Claudia raised an eyebrow when he sniffed the sandwich. “Dude, it’s a chicken sandwich. Like chicken, mayo that type of thing. I promise I didn’t poison it. I made it for myself.” She pointed out as she pulled two more out. “This is all I have. Normally I keep a few in case I get lost down here.” She said as she unwrapped them and held them out.
“Yeah, I was the one that released you. Still trying to decide whether or not I did a bad, or a good cause if I don’t decide soon then that old man is gonna rip my head off.” She said rolling her eyes. “You’re in warehouse 13. Your coffin was confiscated because it wasn’t safe to be in society.”
As he pointed out her clothes, she frowned, “excuse you. I love my clothes and think they are very fashionable.” Why she was being sarcastic to a werewolf, no one would ever understand. Even she didn’t know why she’s doing it. “This is the twenty first century dude, it’s all around. 2016 man. These clothes, this hair it’s all part of the trend. Except, you know I obviously wear it better.” She joked.
“As for whomever you’re talking about, I really have no idea who ‘they’ are.” She said, using her fingers to put quotes as she spoke. “But, I still don’t know whether I can trust you dude. Like, I feel really bad and wanna help you out, but I wasn’t even suppose to touch that thing. Obviously I never listen to Artie because he’s so fricken uptight, and needs to learn how to adventure a little, but I don’t know how far I’m willing to go to prove that point.”
She was more thinking out loud now. What the hell should she do? Okay, if she died then that’s the least of her worries when Artie finds out so she shrugged and rolled her eyes. “Alright, well whatever you could do to me isn’t as bad as what I’m in for later, so how do I get those things off you?” She asked gesturing to the chains.
“Wait!” She said as she set her duffle bag down and grinned. “Hell yeah, tesla lock cutters.” She said pulling them out. “And who says my inventions are useless?” She joked. “Okay, so this is what is going to happen. You have to stand really still okay? This has a high energy source that makes it possible to cut through even the hardest of medals. One false move and you could be hurt, and I really don’t feel like explaining more to Artie than I already have to. Deal?” She said as she stood in front of him.
Sometimes it seemed like Claudia lacked brains when it came to common sense. She was standing in front of a werewolf, talking to it like it was all nice and normal.