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I CANNOT imagine baltimore losing

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

evilscientist3

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

amygdalae

...

#feels topical. crab is bugs

i NEED to kill susan law with hammers

the baltimore crab cannot be stopped. ignore that we’re losing and our pitchers are bad

#susan ‘era of 7’ law I will end you

clawsup

welp

clawsup

and by god despite all odds that is one straight down the middle for an outstanding home run

I am joining the Lady Beetles. My shitposting powers are yours to command

thank you for your service 🫡

cant hit, got a guy that keeps throwing balls, failed to steal home base. we are so back

#mmolb #blaseball

we should’ve just fixed the mints offense. then blaseball would still be okay

#blaseball

blorbo-gerrymandering

So I've gathered that the Blaseball fandom is particularly good at organizing this kinda stuff. That and my first attempt to get rid of Jaylen (which btw the idea was that people would be too lazy to explain Blaseball and just vote batman) only served to spread this blog throughout said fandom more then any other other fandom featured on this blog.

These unfortunate set of circumstances have created a very difficult to defeat foe. I will need to think long and hard about if there is anything I can even do, or if I just have to wait for Jaylen to win fair and square.

The game is on Blaseball fandom. If I have anything to say about it you will not win this bracket.

#oh bet?#I have dearly missed doing blaseball numbers bullshit

clawsup

did anyone make blaseball but again yet

clawsup

feel like shit just want her back x

natbplease

if the eclipse was happening last year i would have so many thoughts about postcanon players living their normal (“normal”) lives trying to carve out a place in the world after only playing blaseball for literal decades. after a while you finally found a sense of security but the game never actually leaves you and every once in a while there’s something that shoves you right back onto the field. so it’s a random afternoon in april and people are talking about a total solar eclipse like it’s a rare scientific phenomenon and not something that killed a dozen of your friends twenty years ago. and nobody else knows that because nobody else remembers so you’re trying very hard to be fine with it and pretend like it’s a cool novelty like all of your new friends and new coworkers are. but then you meet the eyes of someone who Remembers, who was around for as long as you were (one of the only ones still left), and you know that they’re feeling the same bone-deep terror that you are.

but since it’s 2024 i’m very normal about everything and i’m not even think about this at all. 👍

doctorwhoisadhd

[ID: screenshot of the blaseball website (from before). reads: (caps) "blaseball" ("beta"). first subtitle in gold is (caps) "the expansion era". second subtitle is "the -ides". /end ID]

happy 3 fucking years to blaseball season 14 the -ides i guess

#:yeah:

did anyone make blaseball but again yet

feel like shit just want her back x