Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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taylor price
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@clay-thorne
Text || Brielle & Clay
Brielle: Well if that's what you believe that I'm afraid you'll be very disappointed if you ever decided to show up to my classes.
Clay: Maybe I’ll show up randomly and surprise you. See for myself if you’re lying or not
Text || Shanley & Clay
Shanley: Pffft-- and how am I supposed to know that Rocketman?
Clay: It’s common sense!
✉ || Clay + Esme
Esme: He's a nice guy. I don't want you to think he's not.
Esme: Wait what? Why?
Clay: my opinion is just my opinion, if he treats you right who am I to say otherwise.
Clay: jordyn and I broke up I guess
Text || Shanley & Clay
Shanley: No, I'm scared of dying. I think I'll stick to my job that requires me to be here. On the ground. Not 50 million feet in the air.
Clay: Planes don't even go that high Shanley.
Text || Brielle & Clay
Brielle: I'll tell you now, I'm no Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher.
Clay: I mean you could just be lying to me right now.
Text || Shanley & Clay
Shanley: And kill myself trying to fly a plane? No thanks.
Clay: Are you scared of heights? I mean Autopilot helps.
Text || Brielle & Clay
Brielle: Hey, if it keeps the class calm then it's easy pay for me.
Clay: Have you taken a nap while you've played a movie?
Text || Shanley & Clay
Clay: They're the worst kind of people. What do you do again?
Shanley: Pushy, I hate it. I'm a receptionist at a law firm. People come to me because they want to see other people. I merely just tell them to sit down and wait while I work as a keyboard monkey. Easy peacey.
Clay: Sounds like an easy job. wanna switch?
Text || Brielle & Clay
Brielle: I'm a substitute teacher. I just tell students to do what the real teachers want them to do. No arts and crafts there.
Clay: You strike me as the type who just puts on a movie for the whole class period.
Text || Shanley & Clay
Shanley: Ugh, that sounds like torture. Going up to strangers and having to make small talk with them? No thanks. It's a good thing I already have a job though.
Clay: They're the worst kind of people. What do you do again?
Text || Brielle & Clay
Brielle: Ummm, why would I be good at crafts again? I'm pretty sure I'm lacking the artsy bone that's meant to be in my body.
Clay: You're a teacher aren't you? You're supposed to be good at arts and crafts.
✉ || Clay + Esme
Clay: All I'm saying is that you can do better than some guy that gets mad at you because he didn't show initiative.
Esme: We don't know what happened though...
Esme: Are you coming to my karaoke party?
Clay: That's still on him Esme.
Clay: Not exactly in the party mood Es, so I'll sit this one out.
kysongray:
“Just the ones that look like they’re not planning on stopping at the end of the bottle.” Kyson, shot back, Clay’s tone not even making him flinch.
“I can go somewhere else where bartenders aren’t so chatty.”
caleb-martell:
“Mostly cause you’re gonna start looking like a real big dickhead any second,” Caleb shrugged. “Let’s just go– get you some air.”
“I can handle my alcohol alright.” Clay shot back before taking a deep breath and finally agreeing. “Fine, go ahead let’s go.” His arm raised slightly to motioned towards the door before getting up and he started moving.
Texts | Ginny & Clay
Ginny: I feel like not burning the house down seems a little standard, but maybe my expectations are too high
Ginny: I appreciate it and hey, if you ever need someone to watch Livvy, you can always reach out. The two of you are always welcomed over
Ginny: I'm not sure if it's my place to ask, so feel free to not respond, but
Ginny: How are things with you and her mom? Are you still sorting out the custody agreement?
Clay: This is why you can't find a sitter.
Clay: Yeah I might take you up on that sooner rather than later actually.
Clay: We've backed off from the lawyers for now. She's been with Sawyer most of this summer so she's been enjoying that but now that school is about to start she's with me almost all the time and then weekends when I have longer work shifts she's with my parents.
✉ || Clay + Esme
Esme: I don't. I think I just hurt him and he doesn't know
what to do.
Clay: All I'm saying is that you can do better than some guy that gets mad at you because he didn't show initiative.
Text || Clay + Liv
Liv: The whole point is to use them when you have a really nice table you don't want to mess up.
Clay: But why is it mutually exclusive to have a really nice table or one that can handle some water? Like why can't you have it be all in one, like shampoo?