Hey Im Bella And Welcome To Jackass

Deranged. Incompetence is my passion.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

mom found the liquid nitrogen drawer

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[dacuala]

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

[sacred-portal]

[kittybroker]

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD HOLY SHIT THEYR'E ESCAPING OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY AHGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGGGFFFGGGUCKKKK woah they are rehoming a man as well .

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[angelicguy]

I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified

[angelicguy]

Yeah honestly its probably them barking at, fucking, and then eating a monster made out of shit

[dogpuppy]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[softbonesclay]

five guys

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[dreamstars]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[pseudomantis]

Ok😀

[pseudomantis]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

fill my bed put some liquor in it

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape