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welcome to the dacuala zone

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[dacuala]

[meowmorials]

2002

[parkchanwoohoo]

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[dacuala]

Patterns, when watching youtube videos in bed at night

1. you fall asleep

2. the autoplay is playing like pastor videos when you wake up

3. the laptop is on the floor (?)

[fredersen]

[dreadwedge]

elf participates in numerous activities

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[pettycentral]

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[weirdness-is-good]

[onrtrp]

[skluug]

[koth-harvest-final]

A The Amazing Digital Circus Movie full spoilers

JAX DIES POMNI DIES EEL DIES RAGATHA DIES KINGLER DIES CRANE DIES ZOOBLE DIES SPIRAL DIES WHISPER DIES WHIMPER DIES DR CURMUDGEON DIES CRYPTOTHEISM DIES HOLLOW MILE DIES RANDY DIES DAN RANDY DIES ZOOBLE DIES ZORT DIES GRINDR DIES LUCKY DIES FUCKER 2 DIES EDWAIN DIES SORCEROR DIES BATTLEMEAL DIES MR BEAST DIES

[dragongirlsweetie]

TOOIE REMAINS, VICTORIOUS

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[toskarin]

Do you have a masterpost of your tom and refined memes?

here's the main one, but you can also log out by clicking here

[toskarin]

jokes aside, if you're actually interested in a bit of behind the scenes context on those posts, you can check here, though it won't help much with that goal, because it will also log you out

[weaselknievel]

absolutely in love with this pic from the Wikipedia page for Pikas

[lamignonette]