I’ll Steal Your Bones

Your kneecaps would make nice shot glasses. -V (they/them)

[troutpopulation]

Somebody here is gay and tender. Is it you? Are you gay and tender? Somebody is being gay and tender. Who is it. Who is being gay and tender.

[filmskamasta]

October is finally here. Halloween time officially begins.

[valentineventura]

🕸🖤🕷🥀💀🖤🕸

I make friends with the spiders that reside in my haunted home. They know the hallways and basement better than I do.

[pestbringer]

Felt cute, might cure your plague later. I dont know.

[knowing]

[cursedpossums]

baptism

[american-ivy]

crocs, but full body. full body croc fetish gear. like a latex suit but croc material.

[catchymemes]

Area 51 raid

[clean-skeletons]

Ever wanted to die in Cedar Point? Come on down to the Die-In Diner, most popular menu item: a cleaver to the head.

[clean-skeletons]

Dream Journal #1

09/16/19

I was visiting a religious parody themed amusement park, I had to use the bathroom and when I entered you got to pick which religious figure you wanted to pee under. I opened a few stalls, saw a crucified and vandalized Jesus, the virgin Mary, Satan even had his own shrine. I reached the last stall and saw nothing but a sign that just said “God is faceless but always watching.” Then I got so uncomfortable I woke up in a cold sweat.

[shittycryptids]

A crow but it has no wings or legs and it’s long

[chimeride]

Original prompt by @soybeansaurus

[clean-skeletons]

You thought you could trick me. That’s obviously a worm on a string!

[black-hearted-bat-deactivated20]

[cursedpossums]

[clean-skeletons]

I got pink eye in my third eye.

[mossochist-archive]

Is it pink eye or is it blindness

[clean-skeletons]

Definitely pink eye, life has been kicking shit into my soul.

[valentineventura]

Take one more step closer and I’ll do it to em

[tattoos-and-testosterone]

Me: :(

The rain: *gets aggressively louder*

Me: :)

[clean-skeletons]

I got pink eye in my third eye.