Clearest Gold

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[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[ruinedchildhood]

Fascinating. Incredibles 2 (2018)

[brucebocchi]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is peak comedy

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[theblacksophisticate]

He was probably right, too.

[hinny-of-neighvale]

So… he would have shot Matilda Wormwood

[animusrox]

Matilda had psychokinetic powers, she was def gonna start some shit.

[witchinghour]

At this point, Julius Caesar is kicking ass, taking fucking names all over the Mediterranean, like, Julius Caesar is like, “What’s poppin’? Fuck it, they can get over it.” And Cleopatra is into that, like, she’s like, “Ooh I’m feeling this.”

Aubrey Plaza and Justice Smith as Cleopatra and Ptolemy XIII in Drunk History (2019)

[thejonymyster]

i thot the beatles died

[bedeliadumaurier]

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

[thejonymyster]

my wife now

[immateure-deactivated20210401]

[kylos]

Emilia Clarke’s last day of shooting Game of Thrones

[escape-se]

they are so cute together, i’m in love with them.

eles são tão fofos juntos, sou apaixonado por eles.

[jimkerk]

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint

[cptmalhammer]

Jokes on you I don’t need a fucking personality test to tell me what I already know

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[spiridakos]

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[memewhore]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[headassdobrik]

I’m obsessed with how good he looks