Clerical Rose

[sunshinesquash]

[thomas--bombadil]

A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck.

It’s gigantic.

Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.

It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess of 100 pounds. It’s possible that this beast is 40+ years old.

[headspace-hotel]

It has happened.

I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Will provide updates

[headspace-hotel]

IT’S HERE

[headspace-hotel]

I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?

Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all

[headspace-hotel]

This book is...surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the...whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise

[headspace-hotel]

AFSGFBCHH??

I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out

[headspace-hotel]

I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and....everything???

In summary

there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology

Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself

there’s a??? spellcasting industry??

there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes

or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard

the dinosaur is a bard

Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society

there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual

THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!

[headspace-hotel]

...Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle

[headspace-hotel]

The fourth wall break is killing me.

[headspace-hotel]

The sexy dinosaur is also trans

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As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.

...You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.

[headspace-hotel]

I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??

...sentences I never thought I’d write

[headspace-hotel]

um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck

[headspace-hotel]

chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry

[headspace-hotel]

I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable

[headspace-hotel]

I.

I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is...I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????

This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE

I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.

[headspace-hotel]

FGDHXWGBKVGSSHBIIDQTVJKBSZVYSTVJKJVBXSGHXHVN

[clericalrose]

I have always been into Chuck’s books and I love to see this!

[jhenne-bean]

I'm just gonna start doing whatever dude

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[kitty2i-blog]

[atlas-prime]

Goblins at the club

[jazzcathaven]

Edvard Munch - Solen, 1911

[pullstart-ripcord]

This is his year.

[furrama]

Dear PEQUEÑO Y GORDO here will be turning seven this year. I was wondering how they’re doing. Are they still gordo? Less pequeño?

From quick research I know that this was one of three sumatran tiger cubs born at the Chester Zoo in 2015, so this is either Jaya, Topan or their sister Kasarna. If it is Kasarna I found an update pic from her zoo’s Twitter from when she turned four! (The boys seem to have been moved elsewhere?)

Not so pequeño anymore, (but still an hint of gordo imo) Happy tiger year!

[furrama]

I found a more recent one of her from last year (also from the Chester Zoo’s Twitter)

EL TIGRE ES GORDO Y ENOJADO, Y ELLA ES GRANDE

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

[everythingfox]

Good boy Sully

(via)

[eyeblogaboutnothin]

Rihanna is pregnant!

[thechanelmuse]

Janet Avant-Garde Jackson

[victorious]

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[chicks2010]

The absolute coolest bubble machine ever. I love love LOVE bubbles. This bubble machine produces a ton of bubbles and is so very neat to look at. It’s different. So much fun. 😊

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

They have a smaller and cheaper version!

Check it out HERE!

Oh man, kid’s parties are gonna be so fucking lit!

[johnwickofficial]

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

[chicks2010]

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

[90skid-com]

[norest4thaweary]

me about to brighten someones day

[charminglyantiquated]

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

[gh0stvirgo]

I CANT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

[mulderkicksdownthedoor]

Might have reblogged this before BUT I DON’T CARE! this is fantastic!

[lindzriot]

Love.

[lalunababy7]

Omg

[4167-deactivated20170322]

Vintage portraits taken of people in Eritrea in the 1930′s, the photographer is unknown

[sixpenceee]

Springbok antelope in slow motion. 

[sagihairius]

My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the following

The padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlock

Claw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like room upstairs

Several ghosts

The false back in my sisters closet leading to another crawlspace with melted candles and newspapers we were too afraid to move

Claw marks on the inside of the old computer room door

A third carpeted crawlspace

Popcorn ceilings

[sagihairius]

YES all of these things were there when we bought the house

YES my family is white

and YES I did grow up in a horror movie thank you for asking

[sagihairius]

Everyone hating on the popcorn ceilings instead of literally everything else is valid that was truly the worst part of living there