I dunno bro

[r0tting1ns1d3s-deactivated20231]

Heizou eprocto hcs?

I hope these are enough! I can make more ><

Heizou eprocto headcanons for u!

-Has morning gas. He is not fully awake until he rips a huge fart that makes you wonder how long he held It.

-Coffee makes him poop! And he always drink coffee in the morning so yes, he poop everyday! His bowels are pretty healthy and have a schedule.

-His farts usually smell meaty and sound huge, thanks to the greassy food he ingest comonly. All greasy food gives him gas, but fried chicken is the worst. His gas is not painful, indeed it almost slip all alone. It just creates a small uncomfortable pressure but nothing a huge toot can solve!

-He says things like:

"Oops! That one slipped"

"hehe, sorry...I couldn't hold it"

"Phew! Even corpse smell better than this one!"

"You may excuse, I have to pass some gas~"

"Haha sorry! Uh? Why are you mad? Farts is the most natural thing on the planet! You even fart after dead! How do I know? W-well...ahem..."

-Tilt his body to fart on a chair. Manspread to fart on couches.

-Hates, HATES wet farts. he feels like his own body betrayed him

[r0tting1ns1d3s-deactivated20231]

Genshin girls hc?

. There's no female writting content so plz satisfy this anon

[secretlygross]

umm.... different kinds of sharts 😳

a long fart that ends in a wet plrt - not a lot of shit at the end, but definitely wet between the cheeks

a long fart with constant splutters of shit throughout, like the person doesn't care that they're half shitting themselves just to let this fart out.

a short loud fart that expels a lot of waste with a sqelch

a short fart, a wet splurt of shit, then a longer, more relieving fart

an airy fart that shoots a chunk of shit out like a cork popping

a fart trapped behind a barrier of waste, they keep pushing till that one fart can come out

a fart so watery it sprays a mist of shit instead of anything solid

a fart that isn't a fart at all, just someone feeling the need, bearing down and accidentally shitting themselves

a 'follow through', a fart that fully becomes a shit and they just keep pushing

[rumisthings-deactivated20220722]

Seasick xingqiu from the iridori festival /(o_o)\ especially since he stayed up for nights with no sleep he was prolly wreaked after that whole thing

I'm sorry for including Albedo, he is the one I'm aware that was traveling with him.

Xingqiu looked at the clock in his room, it said it was 2:30 am. How long has he been awake without a proper night sleep? He couldn't tell.

His eyes stings everytime he closed them, his head spinned everytime he looked at everything that was not his book.

And for some reason he was getting a little nausea, which was strange and new to him, he was used to boat trips, indeed he took care of Chongyun because he was the one to get seasick... only if Chongyun saw him like that, all pale and sweaty.

He tried closing his eyes, ignoring the boiling feeling in his stomach, it felt like his dinner was in a pot, small amounts of reflux came to his throat making him grimeace.

It felt uncomfortable rather than painful. The feeling grew stronger with the pass of the minutes to a point it was unbearable. He looked at the door that lead to the bathroom. Should he puke? He is not scared to do it, he was used to vomit everytime he tasted carrots, indeed he was sickish and prone to stomach bugs and colds too.

He got in his feet and did a bee line to the toilet. He opened the lid and stared at the water.

He knelt and used his middle finger to provoke vomit. It took a few gags to get a stream of orange vomit to flow pass his lips, staining his fingers and his chin.

A second wave made him burp, a few pieces of undigested vegetables came into the horrible creamy mixture.

He stopped, the acid hurting his throat. He got up without bothering to flush the toilet and rann upstairs to the upper part of the bow. He needed antacids.He tried to reach the kitchen where they have a small first aid kit but everything started to spin, he ended up puking at the floor with a loud gag. Now it was unstoppable, he couldn't take the throbbing headache. Everyting looked blurry...

A small figure approached, light hair coloe was the only thing he could difference.

"Xingqiu? Are you okay?"

"A...Albed-ugh!" He puked again, he wasn't aware he did it on top of the poor Albedo, who woke up at the noise.

"Uh...yeah it's me." He grabbed Xingqiu by the shoulders and created a small distancie between both of them. "What happen? Are you sick? Is food hurting your stomach? I have pills in my room-"

Another burp brang more orangey puke, it was almost fully undigested, Albedo could spot what food was in the sick.

"Okay..." Albedo guided Xingqiu to the sides of the boat to let him puke on the ocean. "That's it...let it out. Food isn't agreeing?"

"I think I got seasick..." He said between gasps of air.

"That's very weird of you... Have you been sleeping well? You have eyebags" Albedo pointed out, It was true, he has awful purple bags under his eyes.

"No, I just couldn't sleep with all the work..." Xingqiu really looked on the verge of collapsing.

"Are you finish? Let's get you to bed..."

Albedo grabbed a bucket from one of the corners of the boat and guided Xingqiu back... He has to clean as soon as he get him to sleep.

[s3pt3mb3rgirl]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want some anons.

[rumisthings-deactivated20220722]

Heizou... .. emeto hcs...

Wowo this is rare~ I barely get emeto request xP

Sadly he is not released yet and Im not a fan of leaks so this is based on the few facts I looked for!

Heizou emeto hcs!

When he started on the crime world, scenes with blood or strong imaginery would impact him to the point of puking.

The smell of corpses makes him gag. He has to cover his mouth with his forearm.

When he can't control it he run to a corner to puke. Now he always carry a paper bag to strong scenes just in case.

Loud puker, gags really loud , slips burps, boggers and tears stain his face. His eyes gets red and puffy. He gets wasted.

[imill]

collection of important sounds and lines from the new event // original video is by CatWithBlueHat

[emeto-on-ice]

Emeto starters 2

[plotmatsu]

1. Some of it got in your hair…

2. I’d appreciate it if you DIDN’T vomit on me.

3. I’m not gonna throw up, alright?!

4. I can’t go back out there! Everyone saw me puke!

5. Ugh, that smell makes me want to hurl.

6. Let’s find you a clean set of clothes, okay?

7. You should probably know, I have a really weak stomach…

8. Um…not to be rude or anything, but are you throwing up in there?

9. You can’t be mad at me for throwing up. You’re the one who gave me this germ.

10. Seriously, I’m fine. Don’t w- oh god never mind, I’ll be right back.

12. It’s…it’s all over the carpet…

13. I’m sorry I brought you here, I didn’t know this was going to happen!

14. It’s okay. Just breath. You can do it.

15. Um…what did you put in the food again? I don’t think it agrees with me…

16. That didn’t sound good.

17. This medicine should help…if you can keep it down that is.

18. Come on, you need to keep your strength up. Just finish the sou- okay, um, never mind.

19. I guess I’ll have to clean this up…

20. You’ll feel better once you get it over with, you know.

21. I can’t leave the bathroom…I’ve been throwing up all day.

22. Don’t use your sleeve! I’ll be right back with a wet cloth.

23. So that’s why you suddenly cancelled the plans…and here I was thinking you were mad at me.

24. It’s okay, everyone gets sick once in a while.

25. Don’t be ridiculous, of course I’ll stay with you. It takes more than a little puke to scare me.

[simplysickness-deactivated20211]

Ooooh these too! Send some!! Please!!

[poltergeistsoup]

Some plague doctor valentines for whoever you find absolutely sickening

[sickficwriter]

something I love

There are a bunch of synonyms for vomiting. But people usually use “throw up” when they’re about to be sick or have just vomited.

The sad, sick “I threw up” said to a caretaker is one of my favorite things 😍

[sickficsucker]

Feeling sick lines:

“I don’t feel good”

“My stomach…”

“My stomach hurts”

“I’m not feeling so good”

“I feel sick…”

“I feel nauseous”

“My head hurts”

“I feel like I’m going to throw up”

“My stomach is upset”

“That didn’t feel good..”

“My head’s killing me”

“Something’s not agreeing with me”

[bluebellly-deactivated20200125]

imagine a character pausing midsentance to cover their mouth for a moment, they shake their head and sigh, “Sorry, I’m just really nauseous.”

Then they pitch over and hurl all over their shoes.

[lickstynine]

Imagine, a character struggling with travel constipation. They've been backed up their entire holiday, almost a week now, their stomach growing more heavy and bloated each day. Every night they strain over the toilet, but all they can pass is gas, shifting and bubbling in their aching gut only to give them false hope as they expel nothing but air.

They're considering taking a laxative, but they don't want it to hit while they're out traveling. They're only here two more days. They'll manage. But then, something they eat at a local restaurant doesn't sit right in their stomach. Maybe they struggled to interpret the foreign menu, and ordered something with an ingredient they're intolerant to. Or maybe it's just a dish or seasoning their stomach isn't used to.

Either way, everything shifts quite suddenly in their guts. Barely half an hour after eating, they scramble to the bathroom, an awful bubbling pressure deep in their stomach. They push for a moment, gritting their teeth, and suddenly everything that's been backed up comes out in a rush.

It came on so quickly, the initial expulsion is mostly solid, and thusly quite painful. Once that passes, they have a brief moment of reprieve before their bowels explode with a loose onslaught of softer stools and their undigested food. Their stomach is gurgling and groaning, the cramps making them double over in pain.

Maybe after one long, excruciating bathroom trip, their stomach settled down some. Their next few movements are a bit runny, but nothing catastrophic, so long as they're wary of local cuisine.

Or maybe this was just the beginning. Their stomach is completely rebelling, and anything they put in promptly spews out the other side. They can't leave the bathroom, much less the hotel, for fear of violent cramps and a watery explosion. Did they get food poisoning? Traveler's diarrhea? Who knows, but they're starting to miss the constipation.

[burblygirl-deactivated20181010]

the idea of someone eating too much and throwing up isn’t always palatable but something about. the realization is so good. a person overestimating their capacity and happily eating and eating and eating even when their stomach starts hurting. they finally stop and maybe it was a food that isn’t sitting right in their belly or maybe they ate just a few too many bites, their pride and confidence driving them, but that feeling of satisfaction and pride starts ebbing when the tummy ache hits and nausea starts bubbling up at the base of their bloated belly. they finally realize that they’ve really overdone it this time, they’re going to be sick, but they’ve eaten so much and don’t want to puke it all up. or even better, they refuse to believe they’ve eaten way too much and are trying to massage their aching, sick tummy and burp up the trapped air like usual but one of those burps brings up a big soupy mouthful of vomit and they have to accept that they’ve pushed themselves too far

[moselybot-deactivated20211218]

okay no, new rule, you can’t tag a story as “sickfic” if the other story tags are like seriously awful unsexy medical shit. a sickfic is cute and fluffy and sometimes angsty and a bit dramatic. i never want to see “sepsis” and “amputation” and “suicide” tagged alongside “sickfic” ever again.

[imaginensfwoah]

Imagine getting on a crazy rollercoaster with your reluctant fave. Once you get off, they’re dizzy and motion sick, so you help them as they wobble unsteadily over to lean onto a wall. As soon as you let go of them, they retch and throw up all over themselves and you.

[ginger-and-mint]

Tummy Asks: Cute Edition

hello fiends. have some Soft Asks. thanks to local fiend extraordinaire @tiny-tum for coming up with the 😈question and helping me with the rest!

Food

☀️What are your favorite foods to indulge in when it’s hot outside? ❄️Favorite foods to indulge in when it’s cold outside? 🍦Name one food you associate with a good memory. 😍Name one food you can’t resist even if you’re already full. 🥘What’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had? 🍬What’s the most sweets you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?

Feeling

🌹Talk about a time you were stuffed and it felt really good. 🥀Talk about a time you were stuffed and it didn’t feel so good. 🍽Talk about a time you were really hungry and ate something very satisfying. 🥧Talk about a time food made you feel loved. 💤Do you get sleepy when you’re full? What kind of food makes you sleepiest? 🎈What’s the most swollen your tummy has ever felt?

Comfort

💕Would you rather give a tummy rub or receive one? ✨Are there certain rubbing motions or places you can press on your tummy that feel really good when you’re full? 🛋Would you prefer to be in a certain position while getting a belly rub? (e.g. lying down, snuggled beside a caretaker, lying in a lap?) ♨️Do you enjoy warmth on your belly? Any preferred methods? 🍵If you had a tummyache, how would you want to be comforted? 😈 Are you more likely to eat until you’re achy if you know you’ll get a tummy rub? Or do you know someone who would do that?

Company

🐝Is it cuter if someone is openly complaining about how full they are or trying to hide it? 🦋Is it cuter if someone is super happy with how much they ate or a little uncomfortable and needy for cuddles? 💌 If you were stuffed, would you rather have someone tease you for being silly or immediately show concern? 💬If you were stuffed, what could someone say to you that would make you melt? What about if they were the stuffed one? 😵Has anyone ever done something unintentionally kinky in front of you? 🙊Have you ever told anyone (excluding people you’ve met through the kink community) about your kink?