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Better see y'all reblogging this
I’ve gotten to the point where instead of having anxiety dreams of winding up in public with no pants on, I have anxiety dreams about winding up in public with no mask,
happy dobby pussy indulgence day
this post was queued in 2017
i love how in the naruto universe, rather than anyone giving kids with severe childhood trauma any sort of therapy, naruto just beats the shit out of them, mansplains what the ninja way is, and tells them hes going to become the president and then theyre fine.
mantally ill? this little boy is going to beat you half to death.
What it's like to live and work with 6 people of 5 different nationalities and none of you is a native English speaker
- desperately trying to explain to another coworker that your Bangladeshi flatmate is saying "pea shells" and not "bee shells" ("pea pods, du ved, ærte... skræller..? Ærtebælge!“)
- Tunisian guy says a French word. Everyone understands. French guy says "it's the same in English"
- you forget the English word for strainer. You know it in German. Only your Austrian flatmate understands what you're talking about.
- "according to my high school diploma I speak B1 French"
- Austrian forgets the English word for fork, but remembers it in Danish.
- "I don't have the name in English" *tells us what an animal is called in Latin*
- 0 out of 6 people can remember what broom is called in English
- "fucking... she's trying to kill me" – our Frenchman after tripping over the dishwasher
- *accidentally speaks Danish to non-Danish flatmate* *starts to say something in English to my family* *is spoken to in English by Danish flatmate*
- I tell the Frenchman to write leverpostej om the shopping list. He looks at me like he's dead inside and writes pâté
- no one knows how to spell
- "what gender is apple in German?" "is book neuter or common gender in Danish?" *calls an inanimate object he or she* "what's the plural of hus? Huser?"
- What are gendered genitive pronouns? I mean, who really knows? Not the French speakers, that's for sure!
- everyone speaks 2 languages, most at least kind of speak 3.
- my English gets worse for every day that passes
-translating jokes from your native language to English makes for the best anti jokes. "A dwarf walks into a bar and the bartender asks him 'Do you play cards?' 'No, I was born this way,' the dwarf answers"
- Austrian: "ti, tyve..... uhhhh..... fyrre, halvtreds, tres, halvfjerds.... fjers?? ..... ...?????? hundred."
- "can you hand me the... Uhh... You know the, the thingy!" "The what?" "THE BOWL!"
- "You can't name your child Valdemar, that's the guy from Harry Potter!"
- I try to speak German and my Austrian roommate tells me that my accent is cute because I speak the hard German sounds so softly
- Frenchman imitates really bad French accent and it's hilarious
- someone thought the Austrian was Scottish because she rolls her r's
- "Share a coke with... Vendire... Veninerere..." "Veninderne" "Please tell me that's not a name" "It's means female friends"
- Høkeren -> hookeren
- *French speakers forget to pronounce an h*
- there's a heated discussion about whether or not some penguins can fly. The argument immediately dissolves as it is revealed that in French auks are called penguins.
- you learn to never correct people unless they ask you to or you literally do not understand what they're saying
- you translate an idiom from your own language into English. It's the same in one of the other languages, but not in English. No one questions it.
- you borrow a flatmate's Netflix. All the titles are in a language you don't speak. FRIENDS is dubbed in German, so you turn on sous-titres. They're in Bangla.
- "Santa Claus surprise", the Frenchman cheerfully says about secret santa
- you try to talk about knitting with your roommates but you don't know any of the proper terms in English. They try to talk about crotcheing in turn, but they don't even know what that's called.
- you have to disassemble the couch, so you send your roommate to get the tools for doing that. You never talk about the tools of which you don't know the names, but she brings the right ones regardless.
- you say a sentence and someone repeats it back to you, mispronouncing one of the words because they're certain you mispronounced it
- you somehow manage to hold a conversation in two languages at once
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
I think Mark Hamill said it best ❤️💔
i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do
had another plant problem so i asked my mom..
Plant not gay
Gays are happy
Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave
2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?
Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.
“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”
-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher
This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge
Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…
Same sis, same
2019 literally feels like it’s 2 or 3 years in one…umbrella academy came out earlier this year but every time a meme from it crosses my dash it feels so 2017. endgame happened this year and it feels like that happened in 2015 w how quiet everything has been about it recently…even last week feels like it happened 3 months back like !!what the FUCK is up
no offense but…I love water
there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked
winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function
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