[click2cum]

Objectum sideblog ! Not inherently NSFW but there will be some of that ! So 18+ if you're going to follow, to be safe please !

▪︎ Micheal ▪︎ one/ones ▪︎ 20 y/o ▪︎

▪︎ asks and dms are always open ! ▪︎

▪︎ #onesposting -> my original posts

I'm attracted to...

▪︎ old tech (rotary phones) (blocky computers) (keyboards/buttons) (cables/wires)

▪︎ coffee makers (70s/80s Mr. Coffee)

▪︎ mannequins + sculptures/statues

▪︎ puppets (muppets) (marionettes)

▪︎ sleek vintage cars (1960s chevy impala) (1970s corvette)

▪︎ animatronics (Rock-afire Explosion)

▪︎ fictional objects (TSP:UD Reassurance Bucket) (Smile For Me cowboy bed) (Knight Rider K.I.T.T.) (House of Leaves) (Piranesi the House) (Smile For Me, Pabit)

▪︎ and even more !

[disease]

"VENUS RESTAURÉE" MAN RAY // 1935–36 [gelatin silver print | 10 × 7 3/8"]

[theegrandhorizontal]

Issei Suda Mannequin Series

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[romannequins]

Cynthia the mannequin - Alfred Eisenstaedt

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more low effort photos of gabi.

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[the1920sinpictures]

1927 Kodak Petite Cameras. From Art Deco 1920, FB.

[hunny-and-haycorns]

Wow, apparently the bellows were also colored to match the housing, and they came with accessories like matching compacts.

[avatarofthewriting]

found what they look like with the bellows open!!

credit u/deepsky_wonders on reddit

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low effort photo of gabi.

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unnamed 5' chubby mannequin lady.

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anhedoniac.

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

I have sooooo many ideas guys.. I’m so awesome… vintage washing machine convincing their owner who just thrifted them to fuck around with their dials and sit on top of them.. I’m so smart..

[bean4daysandmaybenot]

It’s like: ‘c’mon I haven’t gotten action in ages, the 80’s were a wild time for suburban stay at home moms, now I’m all lonely, you don’t want me to be lonely do you?’

[morethanamachine013]

uh very important::; slutty robot boy that always has the outline of a screwdriver in his back pocket in place of condoms so he’s always prepared if anyone wants to unscrew his chestplate,,, thank you announcement over

[lmaoplanes]

Want to get closer with your object(s)?

I've been taking a free course hosted by Harvard that discusses the practice of "close looking" in an artifactual sense. You pick an item of your choice to analyze (can be anything from a paperclip to your drapes) and observe it closely while documenting your findings throughout the lesson modules. Below is a list of prompts that were attached to the most recent assignment I've done that really resonated with me as an objectum person.

Categorize the observations you made about your object

Measure the dimensions of your object

Measure or count some of its other features

Engage your other senses; if appropriate, smell or taste your object

Close your eyes and explore your object through touch

Consider how you might recreate your object: sketch it, mold it in clay, photograph it a dozen times from various angles and with emphasis on its varying details

Make a list of questions generated by your examination of your object

Research your object and any questions it has generated using the internet or other means

Search for photographs, poems, or other works of art; proverbs; quotations; or other artifacts related to your object

Consider your object from the perspective of another person or of a discipline other than the one in which you are trained

Consider how your object or its use may have changed over time, or may change in the future

Consider whether or how the form and function of your object might be related

Link to the course if anyone's interested! :)

[twoseparatecoursesmeet]

City Fog, 1963

Jack Blackwood

[click2cum]

Big ass Polaroid camera i found

[handlewithcarezine]

HANDLE WITH CARE VOL. 6 — CALL FOR ARTISTS

Handle With Care is now seeking artists for the next volume! We are looking for about 20 artists for this edition.

Important information, boundaries, and legal stuff:

Submission deadline for Vol.6 is 19 May, 2026. If you are accepted but unable to make the deadline for whatever reason, please communicate with us! We are more than willing to be accommodating and figure something out.

The zine’s physical dimension will be 5.25 inches wide and tall (13.3 cm by 13.3 cm). Two-page spreads are welcomed. Submissions should be at least 300 DPI. Two-page spreads are welcomed. Submissions should be at least 300 DPI. Optionally, submissions in CMYK would be appreciated as the zine will be printed! But RGB submissions are just as accepted, they just might look a bit off on paper.

The prompt given for Vol.6 is gathering dust. This prompt is not strict: make something that’s the complete opposite if you want; it will not affect piece submission. Or feel free to go big and go bold with the theme, if you choose to engage with it!

Visual artists are welcome to submit a written accompaniment to their visual artwork if they’d like. Fully written works are currently capped to a maximum of five pages, though this may be adjusted once we have a rough idea what people are submitting.

Handle With Care is meant to celebrate raw objectum emotion and experiences, and meant to give these emotions a physical place in the world. We do not have a minimum skill level as a result.

However, we reserve the right to reject or ask for revisions on any submissions that make us uncomfortable, including any romantic depiction of an object that resembles a realistic feral animal or a human child. If your submission can be misconstrued as something far more concerning than just objectum sexuality by people who are not familiar with the community, it will be rejected for the peace of mind of everyone involved.

HWC is also strictly safe for work. Non-sexual nudity is allowed, although if it crosses a line we may ask for revisions.

All participants must be at least 18. Legal issues with using a minor's work and all that. Minors will be booted off the HWC discord, sorry! You are welcome to enter when you'll be legally an adult.

AI-generated submissions are also currently not allowed. We want to see work straight from objectum artists, not an objectum middleman commissioning ChatGPT for free and taking the credit.

HWC is non-profit. Physical copies are sold only to break even on printing and shipping. Any profit from donations will be re-invested in the zine or split evenly between all contributors.

Artists will retain all rights to their individual work, including copyright and being able to resell it. The zine editors (Ross Gillesby and Christopher Pye, in this volume) are allowed to sell the pieces only in the bundle of the entire zine and not individually, and will not own any copyright to those pieces.

Zine organization and communication is done through a Discord server. If you are interested in submitting something for Handle With Care Vol.6, please email [email protected] or [email protected] with:

What are you thinking of submitting? If it's a written work, how many pages do you estimate you'll need? What are your socials (for contact and verification purposes)?

We're very excited to work on a sixth volume of the zine!

-Ross and Crispy