Maths Debating

In all seriousness, have a sense of humour

[sweetcharity-archive-deactivate]

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

[mxfrizzle-deactivated20190807]

me @ dinner parties

[shimmerthighs]

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[greelin]

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[darnni]

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

[breezybecky]

[advancedlawnmowingtechniques-de]

I would literally die if a girl did this to me:

was my gf and supported me and loved me and accepted me for who I am

[vine-blog]

Me

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[kushmiri-deactivated20150722]

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

[americanhorrorstory-myface-deac]

[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[flukeman420-deactivated20160930]

[yihequan]

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[askinnyblackman]

my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”