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"YEAHHH BOIIII" azz | 16 | she | i like good music and books "i'm not an AZZhole i promise"

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me if he liked me and not her

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I have so many moots whom I all love and I don't plan on losing you pretty people

you should stick to me! heyyy, that sounds like a song coming on!

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i need dilf noel gallagher so badly it’s not even funny anymore. like i want to sit on his lap whilst he plays with my hair and i fall asleep with my head on his shoulder and he is soso warm and cosy.

i need him but i also feel maternal over him. help me.

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

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i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

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please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

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Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

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hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

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PHRASES ADDED!

“Are Furbies kosher?”

“The Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.”

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love will tear us apart by joy division??? you mean the song that makes me think about the guy with the great hair and cute face and lovely voice who will never love me back?

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update: he's dating another girl now. "siri, play 'you can't always get what you want' by the rolling stones".

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me when all the blogs for the small faces died in 2012 and died again in 2023.

fucking stop this mass exodus like who's gonna listen to me yap about why steve marriott is infinitely the best classic rock singer ever???

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happytalkytalkyhappytalk

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The Diddy men - evil bastards

My Mother told me that I would watch Dr Who totally unaffected by the cosmic horrors, but when Ken Dodd unleashed these monstrosities on a Saturday night I would cower behind the sofa.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A DIDDYMAN 🤯🤯🤯

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i've had enough of compilation albums. fuck those. let's hear it for COMPLICATION albums.

session fights. terrible takes. fucking in a studio booth while everyone else takes a random instrument and yells to god or the universe or their ancestors. whatever.

bung it on a double LP and release it on a label so underground that the person who founded it is six feet under. who cares?

wait for NME to eat that shit up and call it "a musical evolution" more like DIY your own fucksterpiece.

rave reviews. oscar invites. a one-way ticket to stardom.

LET'S COMPLICATE THIS INDUSTRY BABYYYYYY

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HEYYYYY i love ur pfp im a massive jeeves and wooster nerd. lowk love jeeves and wooster!! fave episode/character???

hey :)

Thanks! Me too, I love them so much.

I can never pick between jeeves and bertie, so them of course, and also rocky todd. I don't remember the name actually, but my favourite one is in which everyone sings Sonny boy, you know, with tuppy glossop and cora bellinger, and cousin angela.

What about you?

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i REALLY like the new york episodes, my most favourite of them is introduction on broadway, and i also love the bassett's fancy dress ball! my fave character is either bertie, jeeves, florence craye, or anatole (he's a DIVAAAAA)

my fave song being performed is defo puttin on the ritz (i was literslly almost abt to write "with due expediency" 💀)

your taste in episodes n characters is PEAK

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this pic of mac is SENDING me

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ramadan mubarak to all my fellow muslim followers :)) may this month be a great month!!

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i wanted whimsical fairies not drunk englishmen!!

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Hello

hello! how are you?

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been away from my acc for so long that I never told you guys that I have ogden's nut gone flake on LP now!!