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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hares stare at.you like that because just by gazing they know everything about u and they resent being forced to live with the knowledge

[warandpeas]

Life Hack

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i entered the depths of internet hell and came out with a gif of a tree on fire after a lightning strike 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In Arizona, there are ants that find tiny garnets while creating their ant hills, so they haul the tiny garnets to the surface to get them out of the way. What else might the ants find underground and then drag into the light, Gaud? What horrors have the ants seen?

how the hell is this real

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*pulls out hurdy gurdy* so anyway here’s wonderwall

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a comprehensive threat btw 

[sourdough-daisies]

Did you know that the hurdy gurdy used to be thought of as the closest instrument to god? It then became a minstrel and the blind’s instrument of choice due to it being relatively easy to learn, and became associated with the poor. And then the French nobility picked it back up again, as a way to show off and be hipsters, and then it fell to being a common folk instrument yet again and was only kept alive in small, countryside villages across Germany.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hurdy gurdy 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so recently i became acquainted with the fact birds can be poisonous 

Not toxic. Poisonous. A bird bite can be poisonous.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes i forget how fucking ridiculous narwhals are but then i see a photo and

[obsessivetrashblog]

This has probably been said already but when I learned in my marine bio class that a narwhal’s horn is actually a tooth I started imagining narwhal’s scheduling dental appointments like we do salon appointments

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh holy shit that is a PROMPT that is an art prompt

[scribblethevoidchild-deactivate]

I have zero idea why I wanted to but I doodle what I interpreted.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that’s WAY less cursed than I expected

[lesbiangrimalkin-deactivated202]

Did someone ask for a more cursed image?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Aaaand there it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The harpy eagle looks like a person doing a really shite owl impression

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is what happens when you order your Halloween costume online

[allbuthuman]

i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is

(x)

[clingytransboy]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[eggsaladstain]

patriot act is back y’all and it’s as good as ever

https://www.dontgetkickedout.com/ 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dat-soldier]

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

[hustlerose]

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

[dat-soldier]

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

[hornyish]

PUT HER WITH KAITLIN BENNET ASHSHDJDHFKFLGG

[gambolling]

“Youve brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have failed the vibe check.”

[starkwillendurestone]

this is the funniest thing.

[madistarlight]

This deserved a transcription so here you go @redemptiionss​:

Karen: [Loud exhasperated gasp] Where am I??

Vibe Leader, with pomp: You have been summoned to the House of ViiiiBES for your Vibe Check. State your name.

Karen: Karen???

Vibe 2: And is it true, Karen, that you’ve been buying all the toilet paper at Costco for the past 3 weeks?

Karen, bluntly: It i s.

Vibe 3: BLEGHHHGHHHHHGHH

Vibe 4, frantic: It has no regard for anyone but ITSELF!!

Vibe 5: It is selfish!

Vibe 2: And selfish is not a vibe.

Vibe Leader: NOT A VIBE!

Karen: I am a vibe, thank you very much. You guys are just jealous ‘cause you’re immigrants!

Vibe 3: BLEJHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH

Vibe 2: Apparently, it’s also racist!

Vibe 5: Racism is nev’r a vibe!

Vibe Leader: NEV’R A VIBE!

Karen: Look, I’m just trying to be prepared for the coronavirus.

Vibe 6: So are other people, darling.

Vibe 5: Plus, you bought all the hand sanitizer!

Vibe 4: What if someone gets coronavirus because of t h a t.

Karen, matter-of-factly: I’ll cure them with my essential oils.

Vibe 3: BBJGKDLSKERRRREHGHHHH

Vibe 6, hopelessly: It’s SO IGNORANT!

Karen: That’s it! I want to speak to your manager!

Vibe 2: There are no managers here, darling,

Vibe 5: Only VIBES.

Vibe 2: And you, Madame-

Vibe 7: -Are not brrringing them.

Karen: [perplexed and insulted] Agh!

Vibe Leader: Karen! You have brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have f a i l e d the vibe check!

Karen: NOO!

Vibe Leader, darkly: Put her with Kaitlen Bennet.

Karen: [Loud, helpless screeching from the depths of her soulless being]

[coffeeedyke]

The transcript is a thing of beauty