
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home

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Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies

Discoholic 🪩
Game of Thrones Daily
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
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@clinicallydumbaf
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
It was the closure I needed. A fresh start. A chance to be my own woman. BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Iconic vines as bad hipster edits
-> ignorierte-liebe
I thought I was getting better. I honestly did. But now I'm laying in bed at 4am, trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me and why I'm never enough.
Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot
must I have a “career”? is it not enough to be cute and have no gag reflex?
Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.
so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
I Am Not Okay With This (2020- ), Titanic (1997), Stranger Things (2016- ), Silver Linings Playbook (2012), Black Panther (2018), The Breakfast Club (1985), Sex Education (2019- ), The Walking Dead (2010- ), Bring It On (2000), Derry Girls (2018- )