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Smii7y: Yeah, you REALLY need to step up your hostage-taking skills.

Wildcat: Shut up or I will SHOOT YOU and feed you to Delirious.

Smii7y, turning to Delirious: Does he eat people?

Delirious: *Staring at a dead body*

Wildcat: Do you really want to find out?

Smii7y: No…Maybe

Wildcat: I don’t need everyone’s help!

Vanoss: Look, Tyler, you’re stubborn. And that’s an attractive quality. You wanna know what’s not an attractive quality?

Delirious: Acne.

Vanoss: Being dead.

Delirious: Yep, being dead.

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Captain America: Civil War Hawkeye Retires and Everything Goes to Shit

Avengers: Infinity War Hawkeye Stays in Retirement and the Shit Hits the Fan

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World needs Clint Barton ;)

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Anyone know any good h2Ovanoss fan fics on wattpad

I don’t use Wattpad at all, so I have nothing I can give you, but I hope some of my followers can help you out.

Hey Anon! Try the story “Sweet Talker”! - added by @muilshipper3566

The story Prison is super good. It’s like a Prison AU and god damn I am in love it - added by anonymous

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Cartoonz: [pretends to stretch arms]

Cartoonz: [puts arm around Ohm's shoulder]

~

Delirious: [looks at Vanoss sitting by his side]

Delirious: [pretends to be stretching too]

Delirious: [hits Vanoss' face with his elbow]

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Mini: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Delirious: I’m a knife.

Vanoss, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

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Deliirous: My hands are cold.

Vanoss, holding Delirious' hands: There you go.

Delirious: …

Delirious: Huh, for some reason, my lips are getting cold too.

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Vanoss: How tall are you?

Delirious: Height is a social construct.

Vanoss: Ah, so you’re short then.

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“One time I had a dream that Dr. House diagnosed me with “wereraccoonism” – like being a werewolf, except I was a were-raccoon.

-H2O Delirious

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Delirious, meeting Vanoss for the first time: Hey mister Fong Vanossgaming Canadian dude?

Vanoss: Evan

Delirious: Oh sorry, mister Evan Fong Vanossgaming Canadian dude.

Vanoss: Wha- No?

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Hi there! I've just seen your beautiful post about BottomDean and I'm wondering if you've read some fan fictions of BottomDean/TopSam(also J2) can you give me some links? coz it's so hard to find a fan fiction for a very new SPN fan like me😂 and maybe you don't ship SD anymore so I'm so sorry if my ask bothers you... thank u and wish you have a wonderful day!

I still ship them, anon. With all my heart. And bottom!Dean/Jensen is still a weakness of mine *winks*.

Here some links:

Wincest + bottom!Dean fic recs of mine

Other Sam/Dean fics here and here

whyimmathere

Hey! I'm sorry for interrupting you, but can you recommend me some top!Sam Wincest stories? Especially some long ones? ;) Thnaks <3

FUCKING YES I’M SUCH A SLUT FOR TOPPY!SAMMY AND LONG WINCEST FICS

Here we go with my top ten!

1) The incestuous courtship of the antichrist’s bride by Fleshflutter: “Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that’s when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.”

2) Dark Side of the Moon by Fleshflutter: “Dean is cursed and loses his sight and hearing.”

3) Suite!Verse by Leonisdalion: “To save Dean from going to Hell, Sam has voluntarily embraced the role of the Anti-Christ and triggered Armageddon. As the world burns around them and demons enslave the human population, an increasingly demonic Sam begins to chip away at Dean’s will through alternating acts of of sex and violence. Caught between lust and fear, Dean struggles with the hope that his brother can be redeemed and slips further and further into the Stockholm Syndrome. As the series progresses, Dean loses more and more of his agency and personality, leaving the reader to wonder what, if anything, of Dean will remain at the end.” [WIP, very dark content]

4) Fumbling in the Dark, Love Advice for the Romantically Impared by Leonisdalion: “True Love really is blind…”

5) Not Time’s Fool by FayJay (Pandarus): “A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action.”

6) Sleepwalking Back Again by Elohvee: “Wish ‘Verse. Spoilers for 2x20, and very vaguely for season 3. Warnings for established incest, adultery, angst, smoking, dramatic irony, and the complete absence of a happy ending.”

7) Soul-Eater, Death-Dealer by Nynxlynx: “A grieving Dean is pulled into an alternate universe where a much more hardened, cold Sam is working to get his Dean out of hell. Though Dean doesn’t want to go back to his lonely world, he aids Sam in his dark quest, a Sam torn between the brother he’s fighting to save and the one right in front of him.”

8) How many floors to realize by Lazy Daze (not so long but still one of my favs): “AU from the end of It’s A Terrible Life, in which Zachariah decides to keep stringing them along a little while longer, because damn if they aren’t somewhat entertaining, right?”

9) Supercross by Lazy Daze: “Set in a world where competitive team stunt biking shows – explosive entertainment performances full of tricks, talent, fireworks and music – dominate the world of freestyle motocross biking, this story follows Sam and Dean Winchester as they deal with their lives, bikes, flips, tricks – and love.”

10) Camdon Inn by Dragonspell: “In the backwoods of Northern Michigan, Sam and Dean are on the trail of what they think might be the area’s fabled ‘Dog Man.’ What they find instead in the small town of Silver Lake is a suspicious sheriff, a shady innkeeper, a closed mouth town and a lot more than they bargained for when the supposed overly large wolf that they were hunting starts hunting them back. And, much to Dean’s horror, he can no longer seem to keep his hands off of Sam.”

BONUS:

# We were Twenty by Elohvee (just read it it’s beautifully written)