Where the wild things are

A peak into the perverted and twisted mind of a self-obsessed, narcissistic, sex junkie.

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[jrbsfx]

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

[sixpenceee]

Earthquake shaking water out of a pool

(Source)

[rabidrockhound97]

Ive never been more horrified of earth

[clit-tourist]

Imagine being an earthquake....but still got time to take your phone out and record cool shit because #YOLO!

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[xxliebe-deactivated20190127]

Back strokes and rosey cheeks ☺️

[justusexploringtogether-deactiv]

Perfect

[assallday6]

Lucky 😫

[clit-tourist]

Dude smacking her ass in stereo

[todaysbird]

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

x

[fieldbears]

“put me the fuck down”

[wildwood-faun]

I’ve only seen these lads in pictures and I never realised how BIG they were???

[mdthwomp]

Yeah but bluejays are assholes, so…

[brunhiddensmusings]

theyre basically crows that went to prep school instead of maturing as a person

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[michellepsychologist]

♥️♥️♥️

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[whois-chihoko]

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

[meanplastic]

[superpagangirl]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[castielsteenwolf]

NO STOP IT

[bagrijana]

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

[gooddogbestfriend]

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

[lornagonigall]

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

[unexplained-events]

The Face of Mike Myers

The mask Michael Myers wore in the Halloween films was based on William Shatner’s face. To be exact, the mask was a Captain Kirk death mask created for Star Trek.

SOURCE

[clit-tourist]

Heard this in Big Bang Theory

[sugarsculls]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Gotta get that treat. [video]

[catholic-bookworm-deactivated20]

Fun Fact: Barty Crouch Jr. died in the Chapter “The Parting of the Ways” in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 

The Tenth Doctor first appeared in the Episode “The Parting of the Ways” of Doctor Who. 

Both characters were played by David Tennant. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BITCH YOU WERE THE 13-YEAR-OLD SMARTY PANTS MISUSING A TIMETURNER TO EXHAUST YOURSELF WITH SUPERFLUOUS ELECTIVES YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO TAKE

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?