klad

[catchymemes]

[kwikemart]

This goes so hard

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[stagefoot]

How to make bread:

Obtain sponge

Paint sponge

Bread

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

I’m technically making a fruit cake, but right now it looks like a bread loaf. Upholstery foam makes the best bread. :) 

[stagemanagermusings]

I did not read the op’s username and thought this was a shitpost about making bread

[onlytwitterpics]

[thetomska]

Visit Original Link

never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

[princesconsuela]

[throwbackblr]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006)

[2-13-97]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[theweirdwideweb]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[raptorific]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[earthdad]

this guy is a cinematic genius

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

We both degreed up now

[curlsandstems]

Congratulations to you both!

[alisonzai]