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Three Goblin Art
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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we're not kids anymore.
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Because I love egg
Naughty art below the cut.
“Stick em eggy out real far!”
Keep reading
My Part of the Art Trade for @xgrimfirex !! ♥ + the sketch, because for some reason it looks better than the actual picture [sweats] i hope u like it, grimmy. ;3c
I heard VS has a new line of underwear. ¬u¬
Fugget the panties tho! GIMME THOSE YUMMY THIGHS! Ò//m//Ó
loud guitar riff
Payback by *Valong
It was long. Went out nice.
Skittering in with my request now that I’ve read the rules twice over again: Could I get some TFA Optimus and Sentinel frotting or BA implanting Sentinel with some eggs~? I just want that hunk whining and mewling tbh ❤️
Ah yes, I knew id see this request around again! Sorry it took me so long to draw it, I hope it was worth the wait
lord would you hear me out on tfa arcee x blackarachnia ... I know they never meet in canon but blackarachnia has gone through so much she deserves a cougar 💔 and arcee would love her half organic spider girlfriend huu
not to mention all the fun/weird little spider things blackarachnia could do, like how peacock spiders use their abdomen to do a little dance for their mate ♥️ hear me out I beg ..
you know what. i don't think i ever thought of this before. i like it. heard...
also i love spiders... they're so neat... blackarachnia flashing bright colors at arcee and she's like "wow that's so neat!!" but is totally oblivious to the fact that blackarachnia's trying to initiate courting. it takes her being bound in webs to get the memo.
arcee helps blackarachnia learn to, at the very least, not hate her frame. in turn, blackarachnia is very protective of her.
anyways anon. i like this. i like this a LOT.
combiner hunters epilogue
YES YOU GET IT (same blackarachnia x arcee anon from before) theyre so cute to me auuuergiher because arcee's been in stasis for HUNDREDS if not MILLIONS of years meanwhile blackarachnia has been missing (in the eyes of the autobots/cybertron) for YEARS too so its like. ok now make them comfort each other and kiss .. maybe get a little freaky too, im sure blackarachnia is curious about her own array which could've been altered due to being organic and im sure arcee, curious as ever would be happy to explore it with her, maybe a bit too happy (shes just excited :3)
Gawww.... they're so cute...
Blackarachnia hates the way she looks but Arcee, ever the curious bot, is an unbiased outsider that shows genuine interest and care towards her frame. She is a teacher, and probably enjoys learning about new things. In learning about spiders and arachnids she's probably all "Oh wow this is so cool! They're lethal and deadly..." and then gets all flustered because "holy shit she's so strong and deadly".
completed onstream femme!ratchet x elita commission for @blankensnappeas !! tysm for commissioning!
Arcee pin-up commission.
I should have payed him for making me do this. =//v//=
Why do I keep drawing the gays?
okay, tumblr is still being a stupid little piece of shit, so see it on my twitter
Human s/o getting any seeker u want to overload in their panels just from wing touching?
You grin wide and obnoxious at the heavy whir of cooling fans that results from just a simple pinch along the tip of Slipstream’s wing.
“Oh, don’t look so smug,” she growls, sharp canines poking past plump lips. “So you found one of my very obvious erogenous zones. Congratulations. So did my ex, and he didn’t know the difference between my valve and my exhaust pipe.”
You pay Slipstream’s sharp barbs little mind, more than used to this aspect of her personality. Because beneath the harsh words you can hear a hint of static that means she’s more worked up than she wants you to know. She continues to scowl at you and you just smile dotingly as you trance the palm of your hand down the length of her wing, pressure light and teasing as you trace the lines of her paint job until her frame is nearly vibrating beneath you.
“St-stop looking at me like that,” Slipstream snarls, but she’s all bark and no bite. She glares at you, optics burning so bright it turns her cheeks red and pretty white dentae bared.
“I can’t help it,” you say as you continue to smile, fingers brushing along warm metal plating. “You’re so cute that just looking at you makes me smile!”
Slipstream growls again; something that might be threatening if you didn’t know her so well. She’s trying to cover up the sound of her fans blasting and the little moans that want to escape past her vocalizer. “You’re the worst,” she says between clenched dentae, entire frame shaking beneath you as you return your attention back to her sensitive wingtip, lightly rubbing and tweaking the metal until Slipstream’s shaking comes to a complete stop, optics powering off and vocalizer erupting with static as the force of her overload finally hits her.
When her optics power back on, the first thing she sees is you grinning.
“Not. A. Word.”
Elita pegs Megatron
Megs has a valve. She can fuck his pretty puffy valve. Optimus is next, but he's in the cuck chair until she's finished filling him up.
Why, I’m glad you do! ^//u//^
I imagine it lighting up when she’s aroused.
Hope this satisfies your question, Anon.