The Clockwork Spiral's Depths

Chaotic plural system of... 13? 14? It's complicated! Will often try to prefix posts accordingly~ | System list and intro post at https://danisaur.mooo.com/site/main/about/ :3 | 18+ , Body is 20, last we checked :b

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

i dont know what 'laugh rule' means but it pings as like at least 25% reddit so it scares me

[nanadouken]

repairs

[ashenbot]

birds are some of the most interesting creatures in nature

they come in lots of different shapes and sizes and lots of different colors too

[ashenbot]

#touhou

[caffstrink]

Drawing my favorite touhou characters

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

to mourn my inability to make garlic bread do i eat a slice of cheesecake? (options balanced vs how good a decision this would be) (if you want yes to win you will need all yeses to outpace the single no. good luck.)

no

yes

yes but gerrymandered

yes but gerrymandered again

yes but gerrymandered a third time

Voting ended on18h

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

this is really fun to watch.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

as a dishwasher girly i have a principled disbelief in the existence of bowl food

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

cleaning the counter again

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

you do have to be a wings pervert. actually.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[ashenbot]

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[ashenbot]

I’m going to steal your email account, because you’re the best

[ace-trainer-alice]

while i understand your insistence that all your triggers be given the classic "only when spoken by me and with intent" framing, just think about how funny it'd be if someone at work somehow randomly said the right combination of words and you started barking

[clockwork-spiral]

the line is one of the most classic things to toe. right up there with . the hou

[skeletonislandtheme]

columbo villains are addicted to logically explaining why they can’t be the killer. columbo will ask them a question and they can never be like omg I have no idea I was in shock, they always gotta be like. ah, lieutenant, I assume I must be your prime suspect since I stood to inherit my great-uncle’s litter of solid gold puppies? well just to clear that up, old man George the puppy smelter can tell you that I entered the barn at precisely 11:53 so I could not possibly have been at the scene of the crime when someone murdered my poor great uncle at 11:55. also I’ve been carrying around this letter which proves that I won’t inherit the puppies anyway just in case you asked me such an insulting question

[mutationgirl]

>have distinct thought "i sure am feeling strange right now. this is probably a good time to finally get around to reading worm, the webnovel.

>open new tab

>google search

>"worm"

>pictures of worms

[ashenbot]

Every day calls out your name, And every touch is touched with magic. Look in my eyes, let me see you naked; All gods are foolish on their hands. This lamp will go dark soon enough, Like all things, but I’m old and bony.

[headslikekites]

today is gumi flavored.