that's all there is to say on the matter

Leila || 27 || turns out liking this comic in 2015 wasn't enough || follows back from @phillipdiffy

[dorkhellbside]

fraf you know you want to make merch of the plush bunny. fraf youu should do this

[clockworkdrop]

pilot bunny keychain is almost seb if you believe hard enough

[karkatting]

i feel very strongly about aspec kankri but not for the same reasons some people do i fear

[tengusprite]

breathe it in

[rnismatch]

Devastating: Father Heartbroken to Find Out That His Son Named AutoModerator Has Left Millions of Comments on Reddit

[dingodad]

it's actually bizarre as fuck the way davekat has been reimagined as this out-of-nowhere thing that Hussie decided was canon at the last minute for shits and gigs. like obviously I'm not so blind that I would deny fan enthusiasm for the pairing (and gay rep in general) played a part but you hear people talking about how it was a post-retcon pairing that Vriska helped to engender because Dave and Karkat hated each other pre-retcon and it drives me fucking crazy. Dave and Karkat didn't HATE each other they were BANTERING they were EXPRESSING THEIR FEELINGS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNEW HOW... penis ouija wasn't a fight that got in the way of davekat becoming a reality it was THE REASON PEOPLE SHIPPED DAVEKAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT CHEMISTRY LOOKS LIKE ANYMORE

[scumbre0n]

Thanks mom. 

[himiibl00d]

he misses his beautiful wife.

[dingodad]

the bit about the Crocker family tradition of taxidermying dead relatives always kind of stuck out to me as a weird oddity considering all the implication suggests it originated with Meenah, a troll, and a notable point is made that trolls do not care at all for the bodies of their dead. and then it clicked for me very recently that it's Meenah who tries to preserve her friends' souls by killing them during the scratch, and it's Meenah who keeps attempting to resurrect the troll race after their extinction even when she's given another planet to rule over entirely. attempting to preserve what she's lost is literally a specific character quirk of Meenah's

[mmmmalo]

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

[blackberry-zinc]

[clockworkdrop]

nycstuck merch preorders open when im at work aaa

[clockworkdrop]

I made it work I got the stickers yay

[clockworkdrop]

making a moral argument that they're flirting with "younger you" when that's not even true

[morrigan101]

this literally happens

[6kai3]

drew that one candy scene from the epilogues + egg design

[6kai3]

IDEA I GOT FROM AN INSTA COMMENT SJGVBJFDFD

[vedajuno]

you’ll never believe what I am choosing to start reading now, for the first time ever, in the year of 2K25

[vedajuno]

got absolutely jumpscared seeing this motherfucker show up out of the blue I had no idea that he was from Homestuck specifically I though he was from like. Life

[vedajuno]

the entire next 70,000 pages of this comic could just be these two morons fucking around with each other like this and I would still be satisfied honestly

[vedajuno]

I actually started playing Earthbound sometime last year and so far it’s been a very similar experience, in that I’ve made fun of people comparing every single RPG ever made to Earthbound for almost ten years, but then actually playing it was just a constant stream of “oh my god, I’ve played SO MANY GAMES in my life that are all just directly lifting THIS EXACT BIT”

[vedajuno]

[vedajuno]

god I really REALLY hope that the Midnight Crew thing is not a premonition of how complicated Time Travel Bullshit is going to get in this series. this is just an intermission. they’re not gonna REALLY make you follow all that, it’s gonna be fine

well i’m sure that guys not important

[vedajuno]

new moron to moron communication just dropped, I will be taking 80,000 more pages of whatever’s happening between Dipshit 1 and Dipshit 2 here as well thank you

[vedajuno]

been trying to work out whether the time travel bullshit elements of Homestuck are Closed Loop (events are recursive, you can’t “change” the future because everything that would affect the past or future has already happened) or Open Loop (events branch into timelines, and actions taken can create entirely new timelines over old ones) and every page I read is introducing the slowly more horrifying idea that it might somehow be both of them at once

[vedajuno]

there is a multiple page extended reference to Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden in this comic, which fucks me up because I can’t believe that game predates this comic by two years, but also explains SO MUCH of the writing style. the sense of humor in both of these series is IDENTICAL

[vedajuno]

most of the appeal of this comic for me is just watching it smash different flavored idiots together and seeing them combine into a new dumbass dynamic every time

[vedajuno]

this series presents an incredibly intriguing form of the “how does christmas as a holiday exist in fictional works where Jesus Christ obviously wouldn’t exist” thought experiment by portraying a world in which all of the practices and paraphernalia of Juggalos exist but the Insane Clown Posse just doesn’t

[vedajuno]

the very first piece of info about Vriska we learn being that she has like twelve different character sheets and endless pages of campaign ideas for different TTRPGs that no one she knows wants to run with her is a stroke of genius; it’s a look into her psyche that explains literally everything else she does from that point on

[vedajuno]

‼️ FORK SPOTTED IN KITCHEN ‼️

[vedajuno]

this is both 1) not an unreasonable thing for Eridan to conclude, considering that most of the women in his social circles are, in fact, actively attempting to kill each other at any given time, and b) a REAL case of having a nail-shaped problem and suddenly seeing everyone around you as angry hammers

[vedajuno]

why did not one of you motherfuckers tell me that Megalovania was originally written in the Mega Man X soundfont. every song on planet earth should be written in the Mega Man X soundfont

[vedajuno]

something I really appreciate about the trolls is how deeply rooted they each are in being different archetypes of Forum People, like I know for a fact the author KNEW and HATED some of these motherfuckers in real life. no other comic is out here asking questions like “what if that one furry RP blogger who absolutely positively will not stop posting in character no matter the context AND that racist weirdo who gets into thread-clogging arguments all the time because he types every argument like a Final Fantasy villain were bestieeeeeeeees <3”

[vedajuno]

Nepeta and Equius in that one part

[vedajuno]

I HATE TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT I HATE TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT I HATE TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT

[vedajuno]

Running gags in this comic that suck: The bucket joke where the punchline is just “sex” that they repeat literally four times in a row

Running gags in this comic that rule: Every single time they bring up Karkat’s Stupid Fucking Shipping Chart as if it’s some sort of holy text of divinity ordained from the good lord above himself

[calware]

What if instead of Lil Cal 2 we get Lil Hal. #CouldBeHuge

we should get big hal. which would also be huge but in a different way

[clockworkdrop]

big hal

[clockworkdrop]

nycstuck merch preorders open when im at work aaa

[altairyourclothesoff]

If I see one more person on my Facebook wall call Homestuck 'Homosuck', I am going to fucking crane kick them in the chest.

If you don’t like the series, that is totally okay.

But you sound like a complete and total tool when you call it that, and you might as well wash your mouth out with acid.