[mikethemighty]

hi i have active sideblogs

@ellaofcinderellasburg 🩵💤 disney channel / nick / etc

@havocfour 💛🌟 star wars

@cowabungacarl 🤍💭 ocs and wips

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[dorothylarouge]

[ankle-beez]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[vethbrenatto]

GAME CHANGER 8.05 — “Count the Rice”

[bluebirdlester]

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

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[vivitur-moritur]

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[spacecat24-7]

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[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

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[krowbreaker]

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[spid-the-spider]

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[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[3000s]

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

[balaclava-trismegistus]

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

[theaterard]

that one evil woman who has a smaller more evil woman behind her

[miseryshak]

oh my God new clown just dropped

[hungwy]

the only “musics” we should “listen to” are the “sounds” of a “distant woodpecker“ and “wind blowing through the grasses”.

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks