Sarcasm and Neuroses

A collection of my thoughts, ideas, stuff I like and general craziness. Originals and reblogs. No media is mine unless stated. All rights to original creators are implied

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New hair! I’ve never had the sides so short before, so this is new :) #newhair #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/CY4C9mTIV39/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Spent the afternoon over the stove, but the result was so worth it! First time coming from the Dungeons and Dragons cookbook. Everything made by me from scratch (except the pasta)- Yawning Portal Buttermilk Biscuits and Dwarven “Tide-Me-Overs” (Meatballs in sauce) #dungeonsanddragons #cooking #baking https://www.instagram.com/p/CYoqSnyIhtg/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Loving my new bedding! It’s like lying on a massive teddy bear :) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXZiIwWIJ3R/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Love my new games from today! Whirling Witchcraft from @danmckayx and Dave Hendo, Village Green from @tall_girls_are_cool and Hocus Pocus bought with my Bday money from my dad! #witchy #boardgames #birthday #happyJason #HocusPocus https://www.instagram.com/p/CWwk-rHIX0i/?utm_medium=tumblr

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New hoodie arrived! Gotta rep my girl @veronicaqween (merch available from @tuckshopuk) #RPDR #DragRaceUK #DRUK https://www.instagram.com/p/CUsVqOuI-MX/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Let me tell you all- I LOVE how this new product made my hair look! I’ve always liked vibrant colours but never got the right shades until now! #redhead #haircolour #revolutionhaircare https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYPQ5Jo509/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Seeing a show, ain’t I? #Theatre #DMT #Hamilton #Stagey (at Victoria Palace Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSuWU6Giy2g/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Had a lovely evening at the theatre, watching The Windsors! #theatre #TheWindsors #comedy (at Prince of Wales Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSKpvxeIheP/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Picked up this beautiful Tarot deck today! Might keep it in my bag so I can give readings whenever someone wants one! This deck is by the wonderfully talented @albabbgg #tarot #whitenumen https://www.instagram.com/p/CPrOaguHiRo/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Time for a bit o gourmet food! #potnoodlesandwiches https://www.instagram.com/p/CMNkGqbHvEa/?igshid=9s0h0wis70h8

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Picked up these DELICIOUS vanilla cookie cupcakes W/ marshmallow fluf centres today, from the wonderfully talented @destinys_dynasty! There was no way I was gonna be dainty with these beauties! #cupcakes https://www.instagram.com/p/CLkmAPTnlkb/?igshid=1tnp9em24yu8c

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They look like I dropped ‘em, but these marshmallow pancakes with Percy pig sauce are *chef’s kiss* #pancakes #percypig #marshmallows https://www.instagram.com/p/CLWitCDnaVH/?igshid=t1vzomkk6c66

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Gave myself a little trim yesterday. Going for @joeyjayisgay vibes! #selfie #hair #pink https://www.instagram.com/p/CKwQWv5HQbX/?igshid=34xtmctrjgp

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You can tell it’s resolutions time when I’m doing an actual cook! Here’s my chicken, bacon and mushroom lasagna! #food #resolutions #lasagna https://www.instagram.com/p/CJgrXK1HnXa/?igshid=183damx65vnez

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Gave myself a tarot reading to see how 2021 should be. I got: Spring- Nine of Cups (#Milk) Comfort/Emotional Stability Summer- Temperance [reversed] (#violetchachki) Excess/Extremes Autumn - The Tower (#trixiemattel) Sudden Upheaval/Pride/Disaster Winter - Six of Swords [reversed] (#missfame) Emotional Baggage/Resisting Transition So it looks like there’ll be a good start to the year, which could lead to an upheaval and big change! #tarot #rupaulsdragrace https://www.instagram.com/p/CJesyYmnQEB/?igshid=nccir5ckngzk

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New hair! #pink #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/CJWniyenH6R/?igshid=1gh16eesdq9qk