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They/She/He | Non-Binary | Queer | Dragon Age Enthusiast | DnD Dungeon Master | Steddie Advocate | Icon by purgatory-dracorn

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[robotslenderman]

can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left

and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -

and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH

[stealingpotatoes]

i can't stop thinking abt this post so

[memeuplift]

[technically-human]

Rocky chose a hand to match Grace's scar!

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[heckin-good-memes]

[dumpsterfire620]

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[funeral-clown]

actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

[funeral-clown]

the trick is be a good parent so they don’t wanna fight you. son if you topple my criminal empire how will i pay for your college? reverse batmanning

[funeral-clown]

Weaponized guilt. Son you’re out on a school night? When you have that big science test tomorrow? I thought you’d be studying…getti g some rest…no I’m not mad I’m just. Well a little disappointed I guess. What do you mean this wouldn’t be happening if I’d stop robbing banks their insurance covers it son money isn’t real

[funeral-clown]

Who’s this guy is he your “sidekick”? That’s so cute when are you having him over for dinner. I’m not teasing I think it’s sweet I’m glad you’re making friends. Side note how durable is he I’m about to throw a car at you

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[dndprofessor]

[starlit-meadow]

[meaniezucchini]

the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

[goddamnshinyrock]

it’s so embarrassing when you finally, reluctantly, with much foot-dragging, implement some piece of basic health advice and immediately feel better. how dare that work.

[catboybiologist]

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[phaeton-flier]

We should have a day to do this. Like 8th of month is ADHDay, call your doctor to get the pills.

[phaeton-flier]

Happy 8th of the month! It's ADHDay. Have you been putting off making a doctor's appointment? Today is the day to do that. Do it now, right now, before you forget again.

[the-big-mood]

There’s an Italian semi-pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them.