Is this a surrender or a revel?

One of the most random blogs you'll ever find, I reblog what makes me happy :)

[memewhore]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

y’all

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

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[geekandmisandry]

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

[bear-eggs]

Can satan come teach a class at my school

[prokopetz]

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

[cheesedeity]

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

[prokopetz]

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

[grumpy-rpg-reviews]

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

[mermensch]

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.

[fire-ghoul]

this whole post

[smallsqueakyandsoulless]

Don’t forget Professor OwlLongLegs

[catchymemes]

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

[beagleshep]

THIS IS SO PURE

[winchdeann]

i’m just a chemical

requested by @ohprettyweeper

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

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[sixpenceee]

[danisnotonfires]

[tessie-the-bee]

My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat

My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose

[liftedandgiftedd]

reading that made me smile

[michellepsychologist]

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[humoristics]

Making Grandma Smile !!

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[humoristics]

me irl

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[travelingilove-deactivated20181]

Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go.’

Lisa St Aubin de Terán (via bl-ossomed)

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[michellepsychologist]

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