Clophia

Just post what makes me feel happy or that I relate to. Gonna be putting my art onto my other account from now on: http://clophiadraws.tumblr.com/ :)

[ikimaru]

honor™

[kleeklutch]

[forgamers]

[neronian-neko-archive-deactivat]

Sans Undertale how could you do this to me

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[bitchesberobin]

i had to.

[deitycyla]

They said-

✦Twitter ✦Instagram ✦Youtube

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[thefloatingstone]

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[2-point-5]

why is this going around again?

[thatsthat24]

Animated Attire 👕

[engage-with-zorp]

I majored in gif making.

[merrymishas-blog]

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

[ambiguousrambles]

[casbean]

But you lost all your friends

[seiuchi-bf]

and your eyesight 

[jethrocane]

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

[holdtightposts]

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[dankassbitchh]

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

[karetahana]

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

[amethystangelofhyrule-blog]

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

[yea-nah]

wait for it he has sources

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hi

[mvthologyy-deactivated20161031]

 he’s here

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

[guarcliansofthegalaxy-blog]

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

[michael-james-munroe]

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

[isohelle]

blessed to have this on my dash

[random-facts-and-cool-stuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[givemeureyes]

unpopular opinion:

I dont like oreos

[annoyed-almond-milk-deactivated]

Omg it’s the moreos guy I have never actually seen them on tumblr, only Pinterest

[stankpasta]

THE MOREOS MAN

[idonotusetumblerr]

Oh my God the moreos man

[colorful-bees]

I had almost forgotten the Moreos Man. He was a legend lost to time, only a myth. Until now.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[insertchaoticenbyname]

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Humanity has peaked

[gahdamnpunk]

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

[blueinkblot]

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

[viostormcaller]

Measles does WHAT

[kari-izumi]

Holy fuck

[absedarian]

It‘s true.

It‘s called immune amnesia and is exclusively caused by the measles virus.

[cubern-art]

I think i’ve cracked the code

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

*looks at gay couple* so which of you is the apple and which is the banana?

[luckilyforever]

[covid-69]

[lessdanthree]

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]