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BLACK LIVES MATTER.   hijabi tings.  she/they.  bisexual.  queer.  i adore chaos.  shitposts galore.   confused desi.    tired feminist.    marvel and the office will forever prosper.  DNI: terfs, racists, MAPS/pedos and bigots of any kind.

[dykg-moved-deactivated20231129]

when i say 'omg' i do not mean 'oh my god'. i mean omg

[riddlersboyfriend]

me talking about the cinematography of whiplash (2014)

[valtsv]

idk if you've already answered this but what's your opinion on being called stuff like "pretty", "handsome", etc?

you can call me whatever

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

you’re whatever

[valtsv]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[stankpasta]

music so confusing.. funny little waves in my ears make me cry???

[stankpasta]

hate this new andre garfield obsession,,, stay away from thatgay man

[stankpasta]

positive!!

[stankpasta]

hate this new andre garfield obsession,,, stay away from thatgay man

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[runsinthefmily]

seeing everyone now in love with andrew garfield is so funny cause he’s been tumblr’s princess diana

[lake-lady]

I love substances (ibuprofen, prozac, banana bread, etc)

[theweirdwideweb]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

[ghost-cassette]

Assigned Cop at Birth

[asgardian-viking]

Are we sure this is not a pro-abortion ad?

[stankpasta]

im back bitches

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[stankpasta]

Please help I just jointed Tumblr mobile where is everyone

[ferretteeth]

the best part of Breaking Bad is when one of the first episodes establish one of Jesse’s primary interests in life is milfs

[stankpasta]

i guess we’re similar in that way

[coughloop]

[romcommunist]

no one talks about the ADHD symptom of being extremely kissable. it makes me sick