hannah

[l1amaz]

Teenagers my age are starting to do drugs and drink and all that shit but bitch I get high off of Jimin's laugh-

[l1amaz]

I got 99 problems but

Park Jimin is the cause of all of them

[l1amaz]

Hey so like I have no idea what to post and if you have any requests please tell me so I can actually write something other than shit posts. Thanks

[l1amaz]

Jungkook: "Jimin, tell Yoongi I'm straight."

Jimin: "Jungkook is straight."

Yoongi: "Okay, you're straight!"

Jungkook: "I'm gay-"

[l1amaz]

I'm at this stage now where I cry over a picture of my bias

[l1amaz]

Jungkook saying he can make a better latte than the actual instructor like no bby just enjoy the coffee gawd dammit

[l1amaz]

*Jikook in the dorm*

Jimin: *walks into the kitchen*

Jungkook: "PDA."

Jimin: "What?"

Jungkook: "PDA."

Jimin: "Huh? Public Display of Affe-"

Jungkook: "No, Public Display of ASS-"

[l1amaz]

The evolution of 'Namjoon' in a group chat with friends

Friend A: Manjoon

Namjoon*

The rest of us:

Namjoob*

Manjoob*

Daddy*

Manhood*

Mansion*

[l1amaz]

Jungkook: hey, Jimin-hyung? Are you gay?

Jimin: look up in the sky and count how many stars there are, that's how gay I am

Jungkook: it's 11:30 in the morning, and isn't that-

Jimin: I'm gay

Jungkook: but-

Jimin: Fuck me, please

[l1amaz]

[l1amaz]

I love when a living meme brings back a dead meme

[l1amaz]

*Vkook out in public*

Taehyung: *kisses JK's hand* love you

Jungkook: love you too, babe

Jimin: all the hot guys are either taken or straight!

Yoongi: i aM RIGHT HERE

[l1amaz]

Person: what's your favorite kind of soap?

Me: the gay kind

[cloroxtrash-blog]

Happy birthday TaeTae!!!!!!🎉🎊🎉🎊💜💜

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#kimtaehyung #wepurpleyoutaehyung #wepurpleutaehyung💜 #taetae #taehyung #bts #bangtansonyeondan #taeisalivingmeme #gcv #gucciboy #veautiful #veautifuldaykimtaehyung #veautifulday #happybirthdaytaehyung

[l1amaz]

Happy Birthday TaeTae!

[l1amaz]

I'd like to personally thank bighit for these photos

[l1amaz]

My Vkook feels I can't

[l1amaz]

*talking with the Maknae line and dressed in safari gear*

Namjoon: As you can see we have a very primitive breed of eommas here. Remember kids, always approach and choose your words with caution *points at Jin who is freaking out over a broken plate*

Namjoon: but you can always calm them down with a little something called ass-kissing

*maknae line nods*

Namjoon: and chocolate. Especially in that hormonal time period we like to call hell. Well that's it for today. Hope you enjoyed our ride.

(yes I know Jin doesn't like to be called eomma but I couldn't resist! This legit happened while talking with my friends today. All credit goes to my friend who came up with this even though she doesn't have tumblr.)

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