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In My Opinion

[warandpeas]

Merry X-Mas!

[best-of-memes]

What could go wrong

[best-of-memes]

You activated my trap card

[best-of-memes]

I shouldn t be surprised Honestly.

[best-of-memes]

La la caption la la

[best-of-memes]

They attac but they don t sniff your bagpac

[videofame]

[dj-bayeux-tapestry]

Somehow the SNES buttons are the most upsetting part of this

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[refurbthecat]

Encounter: Wild Catloaf!

“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”

“AAH FUCK”

[sporadicpandatyrant]

No matter how busy you are, make time for a little fitness. You’ll always thank yourself. Read the full article on Huffpost

[catchymemes]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This pizza joint got it all figured out

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

I’d like to clarify, the Prick of the Week feature is regularly updated, as the last time I saw it, it was Elon Musk.

[sixpenceee]

Uh-oh

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[whitepeopletwitter]

[roboticsappreciationsociety]

What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

[onlymollygibson]

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

[tnsoutherngirl]

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[bunjywunjy]

WJY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNNY