The Amazing Adventures of the Clotes

Clotes (klō-tz); Noun; derived from 'classroom' and 'quotes,' pertaining to "advanced" students.

[clotes]

Man, I'm not skiing good.

*doing

But I probs cant ski well, either.

-Queen

[clotes]

“Three things to describe me... I am short, chubby, and full of seething rage”

-Queen

[clotes]

Questions, concerns, sarcastic remarks?

Professor Economics

[clotes]

Lock: Permission to not like this module?

Math Man^2: No one likes this module. But you really won't like this next part.

Lock: There's a next part?

[clotes]

I'm drowning my feelings in animal crackers. And by that I mean my feelings are dead and I just like animal crackers.

A college student from the cafeteria

[clotes]

Musical chairs

Lock: What's your policy on broken bones?

Announcer: It didn't happen here.

[clotes]

Polarity

Friend: Which pole did he say to meet at?

Lock: I think it's this one. It's got good 'pole'arity.

[clotes]

And this is the building of eternal pain and suffering.

A senior giving freshmen college tours

[clotes]

I wish I was a dog. Dogs don't have to earn college degrees.

Lock

[clotes]

Take the olive branch you extended to her and beat her with it.

Lock

[clotes]

Okay, so I have a deck of cards, three spoons, and a tomato. But the tomato is mine.

Lock

[clotes]

Speaking of death and spiders, I have a joke.

Lock

[clotes]

Sketch: I wasn't listening to you.

Lock: You usually dont.

Sketch: That sounds really rude, but it's true.

[clotes]

I'm sorry. This is a serious medical concern, and then here comes [Sketch] with the outdated memes.

Sketch

[clotes]

What do you mean, 'My therapist thinks I have brain damage,' isn't a good way to start a conversation?

Lock

[clotes]

I'm a princess. Can't you tell by my camo bandana?

Lock

[clotes]

Cat toys

Lock: Watch what [cat] does with this cord.

Grasshopper: Isn't that cord from [Highly respected honor]

Lock: Yeah, but I like to use it as a cat toy. More fun.