Claire Keane
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
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tannertan36
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
Three Goblin Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
Show & Tell
oozey mess
DEAR READER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@cloud-contingency
Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.
*takes another drag of my mind cigarette* god that felt good. anyway. i hate this site. goodbye forever dear mutuals ily ill see you on any other platforms we know each other <3
one like and i name drop the url of the user who falsely accused me <3
awesome thanks. anyway it was Andy of dykeovsky. and Dave left me cause he "didnt wanna pick sides" when andy raid i raped him. andy said this cause he misremembered a joke i made ONCE and decided to use it as ammo in his full on crash out where he made shit up about me to be mad about. because hed rather push everyone out of his life and complain about being alone. than actually make strides to fix his life.
this isnt a callout post tho. i just wanted to finally say it out loud here. fuck him and all his friends. i hope he looses sleep every night for what he did to me. i hope his phone charges only at a specific angle. i hope his cat shits in his shoes. fuck him. fuck his friends. and fuck his fucking cry baby woe is me complex. grow up. do better. see you never shitheads.
and then there was only one...
one like and i name drop the url of the user who falsely accused me <3
ive procrastinated nuking this account for too long. i think its time. but first. dienloading all the fanart i have stashed so i dont loose it
anyway happy one year of my surviving loosing all my friends to a false rape allegation based on a misremembered joke. followed immediately by a hacker stealing an entire weeks pay. i didnt kill mtself even tho i really wanted to and here i am happier than ever with loving friends and happily married. those dumb cunts really missed out on my awesome new self. enjoying veing miserable forever cause yall refuse to actually put in the effort to improve your lives.
my ex (who falsely accused me) is complaining about how life is meaningless and theres no hope for him and i just have laugh. *takes long drag from mind cigarette* damn thats so crazy its not like anyone tried to help you and you called him a rapist for no reason and tried to ruin his life as he was begging you to nut up and make efforts to improve your life. so wild that this didnt happen. anyway.
"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"
YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if disney makes $20mil from a movie release, they dont say "oh but we need to deduct about $2mill from ticket sales because those were just hatewatchers. they were just people watching it ironically as a joke. so technically we only made $18mil." they say "awesome, we made $20mil"
this goes for anything you spend money on. the studio that made that shitty gollum game didnt strike your $60 from their records because you only played as a joke to see how bad it is. you still gave them $60 for a game you didnt even enjoy and didnt think was worth $60. You Gave Them Sixty Dollars.
batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’
Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.
Permanently.
Incoming… gamer.
my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?
-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-
GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!
JERRY: No, they just him’d you?
GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!
JERRY: The X ones are fun…
GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!
JERRY: No pronouns?
GEORGE: No pronouns.
JERRY: No-nouns?
GEORGE: No-nouns.
JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…
GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!
-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-
ELAINE: What’s his problem?
-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-
And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.
The only adhd tips that work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
3. Be perpetually haunted by "omg you people can't do anything"
wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited
I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder
i had a fever dream about hrt gummies
[tip me im broke lol]
"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."
"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY
"gooner" is straight up just a weird conservative dogwhistle at this point
the worst of this phenomenon is on tiktok. everything is "gooner". having crushes on fictional characters is "gooner". a female character having boobs is "gooner". a character showing a slight amount of skin is "gooner". media being in any way suggestive is "gooner". go fuck yourself actually
it's okay to be horny actually. even if the media had graphic sex and huge boobs and cum everywhere that would be fine. who the fuck cares. Boo! Sex!!!!!! 👻👻👻
