picture of mediocrity

Hey, I'm Matt. Duquesne '18. Fucking right chicagooo! Feel free to ask me things. I do the skiing and smoking things.

[just-shower-thoughts]

School is no longer about learning; it’s about passing

[cloudedjugemnt]

Counting down the days til I can start skiing

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

REAL GAMER CHEAT

if you jump on the flag at the end of a level in super mario bros, u go to the next level

[m-a-lkin]

In USA hockey we don’t say “i love you” we say “Eichel is better than Mcdavid” which pisses off Canadians which i think is beautiful.

[cloudedjugemnt]

I love how whenever I actually need to do an assignment my laptop decides that's the best time to shut down and restart, taking at least 10 extra minutes. The best part is this assignment is due in less than an hour and I literally can't even do anything with it til this works

[cloudedjugemnt]

Ah, 4am. My favorite time to realize what a peice of shit I am for doing this every night

[cloudedjugemnt]

Trump when he saw the Republicans won Congress and the Presidency, probably.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[newschoolers-on]

180 to Firecracker

Credit: Stept Productions

Skiers: Shea Flynn

Submitted by arsenic-bloom

[m-a-lkin]

In USA hockey we don’t say “i love you” we say “Eichel is better than Mcdavid” which pisses off Canadians which i think is beautiful.

[burakovsbae]

“Welcome Connor McDavid, and his fellow rookie Jack Eichel!”

“Connor how does it feel to be top prospect of the year?”

“How does it feel to be the best rookie of year, possibly of the entire history of the sport?”

“How does it feel to be considered a better player than Crosby?”

“Why are you so awesome, Connor?”

“I think that’s all we have to ask today. Thank you Connor for stopping by!”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish flies were slightly more evolved so that they would know they could leave my room going out the same way they came in.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I’m part of a perfectly executed four-way stop it makes me think there’s still hope for humanity

[accordingtodevin]

Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.

[nuclearwintours-deactivated2024]

my favorite so far

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[always-lose-deactivated20200125]

Playing the Victim // The Story So Far