[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[trapcard]

Me: I’m DONE talking about this

Me: ………and you know what else man

[stimman4000]

i actually dont think dating a vampire would be fun imagine dating someone 200 years older than you like what do you talk about... steam engines

[stimman4000]

imagine introducing your vampire boyfriend to your friends and he goes “boy, that movie was a real lollapalooza!” & then starts listing every anti irish slur he knows

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

bro can u shut up im trying to telepathically tell u i miss u

[utopians]

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

[asleepyteen]

i go in for a stomach ache, and the doctors are all just like, i think we should pull the plug 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[yesimchxnging]

idk who needs to hear this but your nose looks fine. you don’t need a nose job

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

the hotter it gets the more i realize i only fuck with the summer superficially and in concept

[adampvrrish]

lorde was right. i'm a liability

[love]

[valtsv]

[animatedtext]

[thecreepycookies]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[lesbiantiana]

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

[asleepyteen]

Its the sadness being squeezed out

[gentle-fluidity]

I know there’s a lesson in everything but like 🥺 I’ve had enough

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again