ur friendly neighborhood spiderman

i live for chaos

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[daz4i]

i’d like to think i’m funny 

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

[funnytwittertweets]

[seconddoubt]

Boybands will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you're not a virgin so now you get to eat them

[kiefbowl]

grown woman who has had 84356728292 periods: what are these symptoms I’m experiencing

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[backstepping]

cannot believe how happy i am to see periods discussed in disney shows

[onceiwashere]

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[onceiwashere]

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

[onceiwashere]

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[frankierotwinkdeath]

patty walters was braver than any US marine for saying that ryan was the best member of panic to brendon’s face

[endspire]

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

[hagofbolding]

I love Patroclus, I really vibe with the deeply depressing boredom he's found in the afterlife.

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[nooksickle]

[amandayoungdyke]

as part of his whole woke anti-logan rebrand i think kendall should come out for clout. i want him to say ‘im interested in becoming bisexual’ to his pr team in the same way he said ‘im interested in becoming a methhead’