idk

she/they early 20s

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My ultimate heartwrenching Hyapollo head-canon is that the reason Hyacinthus seems to have been revived a long time after his death is because Apollo initially went to Zeus to beg him to bring his lover back and was denied because 'You find the love of your life every other week, you'll get over it' and this just goes on for a few decades, where mysteriously there seems to be a drought of heroic prophecies or new hymns written, until one day Apollo kneels at his father's feet, puts his head in his lap and asks him to please let him join Hyacinthus in the underworld instead, like Harmonia did with her husband. Whereupon Zeus decides losing his son is not worth it and makes Hyacinthus into a god.

Ovid has ruined me.

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

I love Apollo’s and Poseidon’s relationship with each other so much like Apollo is so blatantly his favourite nephew. In Hyginus he protects Leto and gives her a place to rest and have her children. In the Iliad he literally does Apollo’s job for him even though they’re on opposite sides, constantly trying to convince Apollo to switch sides and going ‘you start champ’ when they’re supposed to fight each other and never faulted him for backing down from the fight. They laboured at Troy and almost got their ears chopped off together, they cleaned up the mess after the Trojan war together, Apollo never went after Odysseus for sacking his beloved city but he was definitely watching uncy Poseidon doing it for him. They’re both patrons of sailors, they both personify natural disasters, they both love dolphins, I’m sure Poseidon was watching Apollo do his weird dolphin-follower-conversion-thing in Delphi and went ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie! <3’

Like I’m just saying Poseidon is that uncle you call when your dad threatened to throw you into Tartarus again and you need somewhere to sleep, he would give Apollo terrible relationship advice and bake him the ancient greek equivalent of brownies whenever he gets heartbroken. They’re just sweet like that your honor.

[mortalityplays]

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

Visit Original Link

[pammydawes]

Absolutely luuuuuuvved the tainted cup and a drop of corruption, can’t wait to see where Robert Jackson Bennett makes his sopping wet cat whore of a protagonist barf next

[auroradiation]

[mxxn-archive]

Made this shitpost cuz they're both groups of three girls(?)

[helenvaughans]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[mariacallous]

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating

[chaotictoasterstrudel]

Here’s a headcanon I have for Apollo

When the Olympian’s have to have a meeting they all have to talk one after the other and cannot interrupt each other. Zeus has made it a rule.

The reason?

Whenever someone lies Apollo, who is always shining light, stops shining for a little bit.

Zeus ended up finding this out and began using Apollo as a lie detector.

So now the gods make sure to be careful and not get too personal. The best way to keep your secrets is to keep them to yourself.

Artemis learned this from Apollo and told every god because Apollo just wants to go back to riding his chariot while he writes songs and poems.

Everyone try’s to stay out of trouble with Zeus because they don’t want to deal with his anger and Apollo has a book that he puts a tally in for every time he has to be called in to play lie detector and when Summer comes it the amount of tally’s a god gets is the amount of hot days they will get in their region and if it’s more days then should be warm then they get doubled up on to other summer days and make them hotter.

They have been doing good for a while at the beginning but over the years it has gotten so bad that summers are now almost always extremely hot.

It’s climate change and Apollo being called into interrogations to play lie detector. 

[cloudstrifeandmayhem]

does anyone know the name/have the link of this one buddie fic where buck is dealing with insomnia and nightmares and he starts running at night to deal with it? He becomes friends with this veteran and at the end, the veteran interrupts buck and eddie to make sure buck is okay since buck had gotten injured and stopped going on their runs. i cant find it and i want to re-read it 😫

[raisinbunn]

outfit swap <3

[humburgercheeseburger]

zeus could've been made so tragic as a character I'm glad rick never went down that path I don't think I would've been able to keep it together

[ukelele-boy]

"Rhea never won against Kronos because he devoured all their children" in the end,Zeus never escaped Kronos... 😭aghahdjjekis

Ate and left no crumbs

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

OOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

time eats all his children in the end...

owie

[dawnatlas]

timebomb week day 4 prompt: domestic

[espanolbot2]

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FLOOD THIS :D

MAKE IT UTTERLY UNUSABLE :D

[genderaffirmingslurs]

The email is [email protected] btw

[theygender]

Don't just spam it today. Keep spamming it until they shut it down. Spam it for weeks, months, however long it takes. Queue this post to reblog periodically to remind other people. Set reminders on your phone or calendar to send Trump bullshit. Treat this like a challenge and win it

Don't let the momentum die down. Don't allow the tipline to become useable in a few weeks when this post stops spreading. Don't allow them to harm vulnerable people on your watch

[cat-mermaid]

Luigi Mangione prosecutors risk 'full acquittal' after first major 'mistake': legal expert

Criminal defense attorney and former Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Mark Bederow believes that prosecutors in the Luigi Mangione case

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

[auroradiation]

Asclepius and his father.

[apollosvanir777]

This is the most beautiful art of Apollo I've ever seen