Emma Clouser @clouser2015 - Tumblr Blog

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Cash register found at Scrap PDX in a bin marked “Things for Ants.”

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me when i enter a room

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I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

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im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

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4 Guys Beg Their Neighbor To Let Them Play With Their Dog, Get A Wholesome Letter In Response

Source: Tw/Jack McCrossan

The goodest girl: IG/Stevie Ticks

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bees and butts

BEES!

AND BUTTS!

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they have perfect beehinds

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hmmm

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50% of the notes say “KILL IT”

50% of the notes say “MY SON”

And then we have this:

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i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

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once at dinner I was like “all day long my tears have been my food”

And my mom goes “what kind of cheesy emo crap is that” and we were all just like ?????? That’s from the Psalms???

And to this day it still makes me laugh

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reblog if u r emo for jesus and it’s NOT a phase

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Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013)

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I don’t think Disney is aware that their movies look so much better in two dimensions

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That comment reminds me of another comment for which I can’t recall the source; paraphrased, “The best CGI now will always look outdated ten years from now, but awesome drawings will always look like awesome drawings.”

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

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first of all, what does race have to do with science? do you really think that biological sex is a “white idea”? what does that even mean.

there are animals that are able to carry eggs when they are male or are hermaphroditic and can change their sex. but this doesnt apply to humans, just because there are animals that can do something doesnt mean humans can. we are separated from these animals by billions of base pairs and millions of years of evolution. we are not the same.

there is not a single mammal on the planet that is able to reproduce asexually. dont believe everything you see on tumblr, kids - especially when it involves someone blatantly denying facts of reality.

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Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

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Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

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Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

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Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

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ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

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