[avvocarlo]

and they said guys with ketchup stains on their jeans can’t get a girlfriend 😂🙄

[avvocarlo]

she broke up with me

[orcboxer]

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

[gudamor]

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

Part 2

[cosmonautroger]

Jordi Garriga Mora, Minotauro, 2007

[ganymedesrocks]

Jordi Garriga Mora, b. 1962

[monidoll]

the solarpunk party is being torn apart by an ideological divide between the orthodox yogurtists and the progressive post-yogurtists

[monidoll]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[theunfairfolk]

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[kushblazer666]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched