from spit and thorne

Leave your offerings by the old willow, & I shall get to you shortly. • Art, Occult, Craft, Folklore • Doe || they/them || +18 obviously • Appalachian roots. Worship here and there. Thursday-born, hello Jupiter. No “Starseed”/NewAge crap i’ll hit you with my stick not super active so you get what you get, this is for personal use lol so you may see my art as well Icon by DapperMouth

[clovenpriest]

deerpriestess -> clovenpriest

name change to dodge the gender allegations and keep the memey-ness

also to encompass more ruminants but that’s a talk for another day

[clovenpriest]

i need the baseline of the world’s general social niceness/neutrality to raise just a hair so the most annoying and exhaustive people in my various environments don’t cling to me like a piece of driftwood in the ocean because i am just the slightest bit cordial and don’t treat their nerve-pricking nature as a moral failing.

i am in far too deep in some spaces to go around telling all these people that theyre annoying as shit and would prefer not to be around them i will disrupt the ecosystem like an oil spill.

[clovenpriest]

hard to find a non-dickish way to say "hey everytime i turn down hanging out or being around each other at work all day, i don't mean just that one particular time, i mean i never want to do that, ever. absolutely never. the thought fills me with genuine dread and a splash of nausea."

i cannot deal with the aftermath of a wallowing adult reacting to "we are just not compatible as friends” or “i don’t wish talk to *you*, specifically.”

and “hey i don’t feel like talking today” only can be said so many times before it becomes obvious, and gods forbid they see you talking to other people

i cannot stand being pressured into performing emotional regulation for a coworker a decade or two older than me, biggest ick ever, i get less secondhand embarrassment from an Office episode.

[clovenpriest]

i need the baseline of the world’s general social niceness/neutrality to raise just a hair so the most annoying and exhaustive people in my various environments don’t cling to me like a piece of driftwood in the ocean because i am just the slightest bit cordial and don’t treat their nerve-pricking nature as a moral failing.

i am in far too deep in some spaces to go around telling all these people that theyre annoying as shit and would prefer not to be around them i will disrupt the ecosystem like an oil spill.

[clovenpriest]

ik its kinda an overdone scent now but i rly cannot get enough of sandalwood. true staple. imprint on my sinuses, madam

[clovenpriest]

one of those evenings.

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[dogpuppy]

did you post the “ass spanking factory” with a bunch of dudes leaned over drafting tables tweet, i saw it last night and wanted to send it to my dad but was so drunk i couldnt figure out how to screenshot. i just left it open on my phone in fear until it died. i did somehow cook catfish and clean my entire kitchen tho. and put myself in bed. i hate taaka. thank u dog puupy

No :( I’m sorry. Good luck on your search

[clovenpriest]

SOMEONE SENT IT TO ME i probably should have specified he’s an architect so the joke would land but yeah

and his delightful addition:

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[wincoshopper666]

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

[lakevida]

you gotta get outta there

[clovenpriest]

my feed seems to be unhappy with my scrolling today

[thecollectibles]

Art by Léa Pinto

[ordeals]

Julia Soboleva, Sacrificed Beings to the workshop of becoming somebody

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[pneumaturgo]

Leonora Carrington (1917-2011), Tarot, Major Arcana.

[clovenpriest]

istg 6:44am lasts at least 3 years

[clovenpriest]

i may have been a lil drunk rip

[clovenpriest]

istg 6:44am lasts at least 3 years

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[unusual-suspects]