[rosiore]

i’m so pretty and divinely protected

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

they actually created me to become famous. but i was shy

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

[dailyfoodlovers]

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

[birdingbutch]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

[kinavu]

"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments

[glowcowboy]

i am a vessel for love

[glowcowboy]

i’ve decided to carry some undying hope with me every day. as a treat

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

through autism and necromancy everything is possible

[nailgunstigmata]

theres something so nice about having a fic ur looking forward to reading that evening. like yeah im putting this on the shelf like a delicious little treat for later when im tucked into bed and maximum comfy. life can be dream

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[kaijuno]

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

[effemimaniac]

not very good at asking for things that I want

[devilicious-v-deactivated202502]

Holding her hand while eating her pussy.

[vinisnotreal-deactivated2023102]

I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand

[the-oddest-inkling]

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

[beaft]

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again