Clover

Nonbinary, 22

[darksorcerer]

I like the vtm quizzes and whatnot but I had a thought that you don't really get to choose your bloodline/clan/whatnot and your sire isn't necessarily picky in every case so I made some wheels that allowed me and my friends to experience what it's like to be a shovelhead

So please spin the wheels and tag this post with what you got

[childeofperdition]

*Taps mic*

-Show me your kindred of color.

-Show me your plus-sized kindred.

-Show me your Trans-Kindred.

-Show me your disabled Kindred.

-Show me your alt kindred.

-Show me your unconventionally attractive kindred.

-Show me your straight up nasty Kindred.

I want to see them!! I want to know about them!! I want to put them in a little jar and shake them around, damnit— reblog and put the goods in a bag. PLEASE.

[cloverwithfourleaves]

This is my Malkavian, Cosmo! He's a trans man and he was Embraced entirely by accident, but him and his Sire are cool now.

He didn't like being human but the vampirism is much worse actually :)

[casuallycryptidcider]

Found this website that recommends you a clan to play based on a personality test (or “blood test” as they call it)

[recurringwriter]

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

[abtl]

Reblog to let your friends know you love their ocs

[knifearo]

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

[cloverwithfourleaves]

I need someone to breed me, but like without the pregnancy part. And without the sex part.

I just need someone to emotionally commit to me actually.

[elisecairo]

[realnoviseraph]

@cloverwithfourleaves

[cloverwithfourleaves]

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[realnoviseraph]

You ever look at a rock like. I want to eat that. Wish my teeth were harder so I could crunch that rock and have a little snack

[cloverwithfourleaves]

All the time. If only we were a little stronger, rocks could be a delightful little treat. I bet they taste good.

[sylviii]

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

[ilonano]

@stellamozzarella

[stellamozzarella]

A cuban sandwich sounds unbelievably good right now. thank you <3

[isabellecantread]

@jevilsjester5000 get wiched oomf

[jevilsjester5000]

Gah I've been cuban sandwitched, one of my iconic weaknesses, only the most holy of fish may save my cursed soul!

[realnoviseraph]

Jestie what the hell are you talking about

[cloverwithfourleaves]

@jevilsjester5000

Don't worry fam, I've got your back

Be free

[loveletterworm]

(...I don't have a caption. Undertale is 10!)

[microknifeyuri]

@lilacs-stash

[lullawisp]

Sebastian wants something..?

[jevilsjester5000]

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[bulldog22]

spamtons final words before the darkness consumes them both

[st4rsh0t]

I don’t think he’s okay. (cw for shaking imagery and minor flashing) - originally posted on my Bluesky :)

[fine-ass-fatshion]

This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'

There has got to be a better option.

[whiskeydickclaws]

From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.

The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it's so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It's also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.

With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.

If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.

It's been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn't have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.

If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you're in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.

They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.

But a broken rib is better than being dead.

One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don't know, don't care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won't fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.

[sleepydumpling]

Information that will save lives.